Caution: Extreme sarcasm ahead
Cheese is nutritious food made mostly from the milk of cows but also other mammals, including sheep, goats, buffalo, reindeer, camels and yaks.
Cheese, what a wonderful substance. There isnt much to say about it really... it's just so amazing... please visit www.cheese.com to fully
Around 4000 years ago people have started to breed animals and process their milk. That's when the cheese was born. -- www.cheese.com
understand and love this wonderful stuff.
"good on nachos, but not in subs. lol" -- Kapy
"mmmmm cheese" -- Blinky the Pig
"Gouda is dead" -- Blinky the Pig
"BEHOLD........the power of CHEESE!!!!" -- Christina
41 Uses for Cheese
So, you're in quite a predicament right now. You've got a giant lump of cheese in your house and don't know what to do with it. Well, I've got a few suggestions for you cause cheese
is the funnest thing in the world!
1 Doorstop
2 Build your own house using cheese for bricks
3 Christmas ornaments
4 Grilled cheese
5 Macaroni n cheese
6 Mozzerella sticks
7 Worlds largest cheese bridge
8 Cheese furnature
9 Cheese hats
10 Cheesy pizza
11 Cheese pie
12 Cheese baths (instead of milk baths)
12 Swim in melted cheese
13 Clothes out of cheese
14 Make another moon (cause the moon is cheese)
15 Cheese stew
16 Cheese n crackers
17 Cheese on spagetti
18 Cheesesteaks (for lot 9 fellons!)
19 Ham and cheese sandwich
20 Make jungle gyms out of swiss cheese (they can crawl through the holes)
21 Pave the streets with cheese
22 Make a car fueled by cheese
23 Feed the mouse population
24 Random gifts
25 Cheese shoes
26 Fill the holes in the ozone with cheese
27 Cheese rafts
28 Tossed salads with cheese (and butter)
29 Cheese bullets in guns (so when you get shot you can go make grilled cheese)
30 Cheese forts
31 Cheese sliding boards
32 Mouse bait (to catch pet mice, not kill them)
33 Cheese jewelry
34 Cheese earmuffs
35 Cheese collages (use different kinds for different colors/textures)
36 Cheese sculptures
37 Cheese ponds
38 Cheese cages
39 Cheese pillows (use soft cheese)
40 Nnew kind of makeup
41 Write messages with it
