Friends

Friends: People who know you well, but like you anyway.

Friends help you move. Real friends help you move dead bodies.

Friends don't let friends drive naked.

Friends -- the people who stab ya in the front.

Sometimes people need what only friends can provide -- Absence.

Friends who think they're perfect are very annoying to those of us who really are.

When the pin is pulled, Mr. Grenade is not our friend.