Yes, here they are. The mittens of which you all worship...

I. The Mittens are thy meaning of Existence. Listen, Obey and Bow before Them.

II. Thou shalt not use the name of the Mittens in vain, but thou shalt utter Their words always and feelst thy own Mitten-power within thee at all times.

III. Remember thou keep Mittens through hard times, good times, and of course, Mitten-times.

IV. Honor the Mittens, thy Creator of the Worshipping Temple, and all Their faithful followers.

V. Thou shalt feel free to kill any matters that ignorantly denies the true power of the Mittens.

VI. Thou shalt not engage in any sexual relations with beings who are Anti-Mitten

VII. Thou shalt not steal the power of the Mittens. (not that you can anyway) Pray faithfully and thou shalt receive the Power.

VIII. Thou shalt do everything in thy power to spread Mitten-power around the Land. Resistance is futile.

IX. Thou shalt surrender to the Mittens.

X. Thou must keep thy Mitten Worshipping Temple bookmarked, as a bible of Mitten studies.

XI. Thou shalt Email the Mitten Lord or the apprentice for further Mitten instructions. BELIEVE or forever lost without finding the true meaning of the Mitten Power.