10 reasons why shoes are better than sandels
10 sandels are too hard to spell
9 shoes smell like newness
8 socks with sandels is super annoying
7 you can't play basketball in sandels
6 if you mow the lawn in sandels, you end upwith green feet
5 no one likes a green foot
4 even such famous people as God and Ryan Angus wore shoes
3 shoes are civilized
2 you can kick better with a shoe
1 no one wants to look at Phil's fungus infested toe nails |
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