Note: I've gone mad to do comedy again but my friend said it sounds funny and the name should be popular!
I'm walking through the forest with Tifa, Dan (From FFVII in Cheddar), Karissa and Nick when this little cocoon walks onto my arm!
Cloud: What the heck is it?
Tifa: Where are we?
Cocoon: Metapod! (What the?)
Dan: Metapod?
Karissa: Sounds like a Pokémon!
Nick smacks the Pokémon with a punch!
Nick: Dese stupid Pokémon never can stand a chance against me!
The Cocoon was breaking!
Cloud: This ain't gonna be pretty! Gonna be a blood attack!
Tifa: It's turning into a Butterfly!
Dan: Nope! It's a butterfree!
Barret runs in tripping over a rat!
Barret: Oh dammit! A rat!
Rat: Rattata! (P*** off)
Barret: Prepare to be shot!
Barret go this assault gun out shooting the Rattata however the Rattata avoids the shots ramming into Barret!
Barret: OH B*****! I'll stop it, magic, bolt!
Barret used the magic, no effect!
Back to us.
Dan: We can't beat up Pokémon without them! We need poké balls! Lucky for us I have a few!
Cloud: Thank God! Where d'ya get Poké balls?
Nick: Here!
Nick gave me the poké ball!
Dan: I have a fire Pokémon! Go Charizard!
This massive dragon thing came out of the Poké ball!
Dan: Ready Charizard?
A lad walks in throwing a Poké ball!
: Go Bulbasaur!
This plant like thing came out!
Butterfree: Butt (OH S***)
Cloud: A rat? I'll stop it!
Dan: Charizard, slash!
Charizard used this powerful scratching move!
Cloud: What's that Pokémon over there?
Karissa: Looks like a rat! Who's the fat Pokémon?
Dan: He reminds me of Barret!
Tifa: THAT IS BARRET!
Cloud: This Pokémon is mine!
I throw the Poké ball catching the rat!
Cloud: OH YEAH! THIS RAT WILL BE AN A** KICKER!
The rat leaps out the Poké ball!
Cloud: DARN!
Dan: Let me help! Go Haunter! Return Charizard!
Charizard got back in the poké ball and a ghost like thing came out!
Dan: Haunter, hypnosis!
This looked like a psychic attack!
Dan: Go Ultra ball!
How did he do it?
Dan: THAT'S how you do it!
Karissa: Okay, why is Dan showing Cloud how to catch Pokémon? THIS FAN FIC IS MEANT TO BE THE DEATH OF THAT RAT PIKACHU!
Dan: I know! We'll get to that!
Nick: But Dan, this is f***ing rubbish mate!
Dan: Okay!
We see these Team Rocket members spying at us!
Jessie: Oh, stupid brats with sexy Pokémon!
James: We gotta steal 'em!
Meowth: He has a Zapdos I heard!
Dan: I hear something! Some kinda rumble!
Barret: Must be my stomach! I'm starving!
James: FART!
Dan: I hear something!
Karissa: Barret, you haven't farted have you?
Barret: No! Even I don't fart that much!
Cloud: That's true!
Jessie: Prepare for trouble!
James: Make it double!
Jessie: To protect the world from…
Dan kicked Jessie and James!
Dan: SHUT UP YOU DORKS!
Meowth leaped in scratching Dan's face!
Dan: GRRRR!
I got out the Poké ball with Rattata!
Cloud: You guys are good at p****** people off! GO RATTATA!
Rattata leaped out ready to fight!
Rattata: Rattata (Get outta here team rocket)
Jessie: GO LICKITUNG!
Lickitung: Licky!
Rattata went in for the attack using a bite! Lickitung paralysed it with it's tong!
Cloud: RATTATA, TAKE THIS!
I threw the Rattata the buster sword! And it did the weirdest thing!
Cloud: It's ready to use the omnislash!
Rattata used the omnislash killing their Pokémon and team rocket!
Dan: Looks like Team Rocket has blasted off for the final time!
Jessie, James, Meowth and Lickitung died!
Rattata: Rat, Rattata! (Cool! Wanna do it again)
Cloud: Erm, what'd ya do know?
Nick: Hold up the ball and say return!
Cloud: Oh okay, get back in your b***** poké ball Rattata!
Rattata refused!
Dan: Give it here!
I gave Dan the ball!
Dan: Return Rattata!
Rattata returned to the Poké ball!
Tifa: This is odd!
2 guys and a girl walked into the forest!
Boy 1: A Pokémon trainer!
Boy 2: Who the heck are you?
Dan: I'm Dan!
Boy 1: I'm Ash, the best Pokémon trainer ever!
Tracey: I'm Tracey!
Tifa: I'm Tifa!
Ash: I challenge you in battle 1 on 1 Dan!
Dan:…
Ash: Pikachu, I choose you!
Pikachu stands there!
Ash: Go Pikachu!
Dan walked to Pikachu and kicks him into the ring!
Pikachu: PIKACHU! (P*** off)
Dan: GGRRRRRRRRRRR!
Cloud: I'll do this Dan! Go Rattata!
Rattata leaped out the Poké ball!
Aeris: Stop Ash!
Pikachu: Pika? (Huh?)
Aeris: Before you take him on, I'll fight! GO EEVEE!
Eevee, the evolution Pokémon went into the ring!
Aeris: Here Eevee!
Aeris threw a rod to Eevee!
Cloud: Okay, here Rattata!
I threw the Buster sword to Rattata! Pikachu ran into help Eevee!
Cloud: Take 'em on Rattata!
The Eevee used healing wind!
Cloud: Rattata, Sephiroth Incomplete!
Rattata did the swings of Sephiroth!
Rattata: Ratt (Eat stinkin' cheese you smelly dog!)
Eevee poked Rattata with Pikachu using thunderbolt!
Rattata: RAT (OUCH)
Pikachu: Pika Pika Pika! (Ha ha ha!)
Rattata: RATTY (OMNISLASH)
Rattata used omnislash on Eevee and Pikachu killing them!
Pikachu hater fan club: YES! THE DARN POKÉMON HAS DIED!
Pikachu had gas
Pikachu: FART Pi (AH)
Eevee: EE (PARDON YOU THEN)
Rattata: RATTATA (Yes! Pikachu has died!)
Ash ran to Rattata kicking it!
Rattata: RAT (Die)
Rattata used the omnislash on Aeris, Misty (Girl), Ash and Tracey killing them)
Ash: I'm…dying
Tracey: I'm…dead!
They fall to the floor dead!
Dan: Nice!
Karissa: YES! NO MORE POKÉMON ON TV!
Nick:… Well, they're dead! Nice!
Cloud: Woah! I don't care what planet your from but MAN that's gotta hurt!
The end
Note: Not funny I know but I'm proud of the idea (Don't worry! I not proud that
it's unfunny)
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