First of all, we live in Balamb Garden with Squall and Selphie and Sierra is married to Leon Kennedy of Resident Evil and i am engaged  to Cloud Strife.  Anyways we all have kids and have a sector of our own in the garden.  i vanna humpalot is our neighbor.  Quistis married Sephiroth and they have chicken dumplings for dinner every night.  alone with thier freaky looking 10 kids  they live in the shack by Timber citys outhouse.  We listen to our other neighbors Tami and Steve fight about smoking cigerettes all night.  Kakerot and Vegita live next to us in the other sector and are always comming over and shooting fire balls at our many keggs we keep locked away in a cave near the fire cavern.  (We go through more beer that way)  sometimes just for fun we fart in bottles and throw them at zombies and lickers.  They dont seem too happy about that it is a very putrid stench.  Kinda smells like Austin Powers Nappy hairy chest.  he lives with Ivonna Humpalot.  Batman and Robin live in the sector kitty corner from us and they drive the batmobile and egg Ivonna and austins shaggadelic hippy house while super man uses his X-ray vision to look at Ivonna in the shower.  the garden is pretty cool.  But wait that aint all.  Lara Croft sits on her stoop and flashes the paper boy every day.  I think he likes that!!!  He once gave her more than just a paper if ya catch my drift.  He He He!!!  Fred Durst and the rest of Limp Bizkit supply much of the entertainment in the garden along with Josie and the Pussy cats.  And our other neighbor lisa is going out with Clouds clone his name is Fogg. Fricken' Hell that bastard killed Kenny.  So i told him to blow off and called him a chicken- wuss.   The End

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