Mr T rushed toward Sephiroth, arms outstretched.
“Take this, you crazy dam’ foo’” He roared.
Sephiroth raised himself into mid-air, and pushed his arms forward.
Mr T flew backward into a tree, and collapsed into a crumpled heap.
“Eat my dust, sucka” Mumbled Sephiroth evilly.
Luke skywalker drew his lightsaber and moved into defensive position.
Sephiroth drew his masamune and moved into defensive position.
They lunged forward and their weapons connected with a flash of light and they moved back.
After 25 minutes of swashbuckling, Sephiroth cut off Luke’s hand and sent both his hand and his lightsaber hurtling across the floor.
“Luke” Bellowed Sephiroth “I am your.........” Sephiroth thought better of it, and cut a swathe into luke’s chest, killing him.
“So, I have finally bettered you pathetic humans!” Laughed Sephiroth as he cornered the characters, except the stunt-double, who was leaning against a wall smoking a cigarette.
“Sephiroth!” Yelled Aeris. “I AM AN ANCIENT. MY MOTHER WAS AN ANCIENT. I AM AN ANCIENT........DUH!”
“Quiet, you pathetic human” Spat Sephiroth. “Now you will all feel my power.
Prepare for the final stages of my ascent into.......”
“Sephiroth, you little scamp” a high pitched voice squealed from behind him.

“Sephiroth Put that down, how often have I told you not to play with knives?”
Standing behind sephiroth was Lucrecia. She picked Sephiroth up by his ear and pulled him away from the dumbstruck crowd.
“You’ve been listening to that crazy Jenova haven’t you?
I’ve told you before, she’s a bad influence.”
“But, Mother....” Sephiroth droned. “I was in the middle of...”
“I don’t care what you were doing. Say goodbye to your little friends, because we have to go now”
Sephiroth scowled at the group, and they waved at him sarcastically.
“Soon you shall all fall before me! I shall return to wreak my revenge!” Lucrecia slapped him on the arm. “Manners, Sephy!”
“Sorry, mother.” Said sephiroth, crestfallen, as they disappeared from view.

Back on the rocket, headed for their own planet, victorious, the crew stared at each other in disbelief.
“Would someone like to explain what just happened?” Puzzled Cid.
“I think we won.” Replied Yuffie.

Back on their planet, the crew returned to avalanche headquarters.
“Aaaah! Feels good to be back after all that!” Said Vincent, as he settled back onto the sofa.
“Yep. Anyone want some tea?” Asked Cid
“Or a game of Poker?” Asked Cait Sith.
“Or.....Hide and seek?” Asked Yuffie.
Just as They started to relax, Tseng and the Turks burst through the door.
“Guys, we need your help!” Tseng spluttered.
“Yeah, Edea the sorceress has gone crazy and is controlling the soldiers of Galbadia.”
“We have to help them!” Yelled cloud, jumping from his seat.” The fate of the world could rest in our han......” Vincent landed his metallic fist on cloud’s cheek and he fell to the floor, unconscious.
“Forget about it.” He said, sitting back down. “We’ve done our bit. Let Squall and the rest worry about it.................................”

THE END

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