After Cloud had confessed his true love for Aeris,he  proposed and 15 days later ,they got married. Two years and 3 kids later, they got a disturbing phone call saying that Tifa wasn't dead and she escaped from her grave.  "Fricken hell,  What do you mean that she's still alive?"  Aeris was just as shocked as Cloud. " I thought I killed that be-och dead!!!!"  " Well babe, I guess not," Cloud took Aeris by the hand and led her to a near by chair to relax a bit.  "Yeah worst of all they said that she was headed towards here,  and was muttering something about revenge,"  Cloud looked out the window.  "AHHHHHHH!!!!!" Sun, their youngest son ran into the room. "Evil auntie Tifa is outside with a scary guy! He said he would give me candy if I let him in!!!" Aeris jumped up and said in a low mutter, " I Kicked her butt once, I 'll be damned if I dont this time too." Just then, Sephiroth busted down the door and Tifa was by his side. " Hi Aeris," Tifa said with an evil look in her  beady eyes. "I've come to get revenge , and guess who's here to help me."  " OH MY GOD,  dont tell me you need pansy Sephiroth to help you,  You must be real weak.  Oh yeah, thats right, you are weak,"  Areis walked over to her's and clouds bed and got out her staff.  "  Lets get this party started,  Iyiiyiiyiiyiiyiiyii"  She jumped into the air as if she were Xena Princess Warrior and cracked the staff down on Sephiroths head.  " And hes down for the count," Cloud called out.  Then he got back up with the help of a chair."Ha ha, that almost tickled." he said , like he was fine, but you could see the look of pain in his eyes. "SEPHIROTH!!!!,"Tifa yelled, "I THOUGHT YOU WERE STRONGER THAN THAT YOU CHICKEN WUSS!!!!!" Sephiroth started crying and ran away. " He's such a wussy" Tifa mumbled to herself. " Youre next be-och," Aeris called out as she charged Tifa. Just before her staff struck Tifa's face a voice came from the hall. " STOP!!!!" It was Yuffie.  " Wait up,  Can I hit the biznitch once?  She borrowed a tee-shirt and never gave it back. Turns out she stained it all up and couldnt be a real woman and fess up to it."  "  Be my guest,"  Aeris stepped back to let Yuffie have a hack at Tifa's head.

Then Sephiroth came back with his dad." Thats the mean lady who hit me!" he said pointing at Aeris. "Wait!"Cloud butted in, "Sephiroth, she didnt mean to hit you!! Her staff slipped!" " Oh , ok." Sephiroth then happily walked away with his dad.  Just then Tifa lunged at Aeris and began to bite her neck.  "Someone help me here I have a freaking Vampire licking my neck."  Aeris said calmly.  Yuffie jumped up to her and cracked her head with a vase.  " Ta-Dah, Yuffie the vampire slayer," she cried in victory. " You think youre really great, dont you Yuffie?" Tifa got back up. " Well guess what, I'm not going to kill you, but i'll put you through the same pain I had to go through." She picked up Yuffie and threw her out the window into a garbage truck, then said " She was really gettin on my nerves." Cloud looked out the window and stated laughing.Yuffie had landed on her feet.  She put a finger over her lips to let him know not to say anything.  He nodded and Yuffie ran away from view.  " You jerk, you killed Yuffie." Cloud turned towards Tifa.  He went over to Aeris, " Play Along," he whispered to her. Then Sephiroth came back in and handed Tifa a little boy with white hair. " You promised you would take custody if I helped you fight and I tried, so here you go." Tifa looked at the little boy and yelled " BUT YOU DIDNT EVEN HIT HER ONCE!!!" Aeris walked up to her. " You had a kid with Sephiroth?" Cloud stated laughing so hard that he puked out the window and it landed on Yuffie, because she came back to get some action.  "  Ohhh, Mashed Potatoes dont taste as good the second time around."  He heaved out the window again.  This time Yuffie was looking up at the window and it landed in her mouth and went up her nose.  Tifa collapsed on the floor and startd crying."It was a mistake, I didnt want this to happen!  Sephiroth told me that if I didnt go along with his plan to kill you guys that he would for sure kill me.  Aeris I am so sorry for the person that I used to be, but that is all behind in the past now, Do you forgive me?  You were my best friend."  Tifa was balling her eyes out at this point.  Aeris put her arm around her." Its ok, I forgive you. And the good part about your son is that we can make Sephiroth pay child support, and he is kinda cute." Cloud ran out of the room laughing,  "  that baby is far from cute, It's like some kind of mutant life form from Uranus." he thought to himself. A year later, things were back to normal. The End.

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