Note: This may be something like the Act of Love but I enjoy writing fan fictions so I gotta think of something!

It's 4 p.m. and lately I've got no sleep so this is the best I can get! Suddenly…

SMACK!

Cloud: Uh! What the heck's going on? Tifa?

SMACK! WHACK!

Aeris: I want him!

Tifa: I'll get him again!

Lately, I dumped Tifa, I felt kinda guilty! But she got into too many fights with Aeris so I had to! Still, they both want me!

Cloud: That's it I'm outta here!

I went to a nearby pub!

Cloud: Barret!

Barret: Yo! What's up? Heard you broke up with Tifa! Bad time to divorce!

Cloud: (sniff) Don't remind me!

Yuffie: Yo!

Cloud: Yuffie! Why you here, you're too young!

Yuffie: Coke you *&^

Cloud: Oh! …

Squall: Let me buy you a drink Cloud! I lately broke up with Rinoa!

Cloud: Uh huh! I'll have a coke!

Squall: A Guinness and a Coke my good man!

Vincent: Okay!

Cloud: Vince! Why you here?

Vincent… …?

Barret: Bit quiet!

Cloud: I can't take it! I gotta choose! But who?

Vincent: Tifa!

Barret: Tifa!

Squall and Yuffie: Aeris!

Cloud: Uh, … thanks!

I went back to Midgar to find Aeris and Tifa!

Cloud: This is gonna be harder than fighting Sephiroth!

I entered the door! Blood on the floor! I gotta stop it!

Cloud: AERIS! TIFA!

What a shock! Blood from Aeris's arm and Tifa's leg!

Cloud: STOP IT!

They didn't stop!

Cloud: Time for magic! STOP!

Tifa and Aeris stopped like that!

Tifa: What the…

Aeris: Huh?

Cloud: Are you okay? You both scared me 1/2 to death! Don't do it…

Aeris: I'm going for a larger!

Cloud: Why did I live?

Mystery Person: To write this fan fiction stupid and to be in EHRGEIZ and Final Fantasy VII!

Cloud: Oh yeah!

Tifa: Calm down!

Cloud: I need a beer!

Tifa: Beer coming right up!

I started to fret! What should I do?

Cloud: …

Tifa: Here's your beer!

Cloud: Oh yeah! Cheers!

Tifa: Why did you break up with me?

Cloud: (leaping up) God I dunno and I'm so sorry Tifa!

Like that I got up and hugged Tifa! I started to cry!

Cloud: WHY DID I BREAK UP WITH YOU?

Tifa: We aren't divorced!

Cloud: GREAT! YEAH! Follow me!

Time to get down! 9 months later when Tifa got pregnant! Later in Springfield. (Couldn't think of another pub!)

Aeris: You chose her?

Cloud: Yes I did! I'm sorry Aeris I just don't love you anymore!

Moe: What d'ya want?

Homer: Duff!

Barney: Duff!

Cloud: Got any Coca-Cola?

Aeris: A glass of wine!

RING!

Moe: Moe's tavern!

Bart: I'd like to speak to Strife, Cloud Strife!

Moe: Cloud Strife! Hey, a Cloud Strife!

Barney: Ha ha!

Cloud: Hey! Jerk! That's me!

Moe: Telephone!

Cloud: What's up?

Bart: Gotta go!

Cloud: … Weird kid!

A woman walks in!

Homer: Marge?

Cloud: No fatso! It's my wife Tifa!

Tifa: Hello!

Cloud: Hi darling!

Homer: Hello!

Cloud: Hey, you're married!

Homer: D'oh uh I mean whoo hoo!

Selphie: My kinda guy! Wait, a bit fat! Darn it!

Cloud: How are you?

Tifa: I am OOOOWWWWWWWWW!

Cloud: Wait, stop peeing yourself!

Homer: MMM, Pee!

Cloud: EEWWW!

Moe: Her water broke! Get her on the snooker table!

Cloud: 911!

Moe: No time! Push!

Tifa: OWWWWW!

It took a lot of pushing but a baby came out of Tifa, and an hour later another!

Cloud: A guy and gal!

Tifa: Twins!

Homer: Ar!

Cloud: I'm a father! Oh my, my God!

Baby 1:…

Cloud:…

One of the babies grabbed my finger!

Cloud: Tifa, you see that? It, it grabbed my finger!

Tifa nodded!

Cloud: This is a guy right?

Tifa: (weakly) Yeah!

Cloud: Well this is gonna be called…! What should I call it?

Tifa: Well this girl is Tina!

Cloud: This guy shall be Cloud JR! I'll train him to be a great warrior!

18 years later, Cloud JR, Tina and Marlene joined AVALANCHE, it was time for Barret to retire from AVALANCHE!

Barret: I don't wanna leave, I wanna see my daughter fight for AVALANCHE!

Tifa: You're 53 and don't worry about Marlene!

Cloud: We trained our kids well so she'll be safe!

Tifa: Still can't believe Cloud JR is going out with Marlene!

Cloud: My son is a gentlemen so he deserves a beautiful girl like Marlene! Barret, you have raised a great daughter!

Tifa: Barret, Cid retired too and Yuffie and Vincent plus Red XIII and Cait Sith and Aeris died again!

Barret: I'm gonna miss you guys! Marlene, be good!

Cloud: Ready son?

Cloud JR: Yeah Dad! See you later Barret! Have a great life!

Marlene: (Hugging Barret!) Bye daddy!

Barret: Bye sweetie!

Cloud: Let's go! Off to wherever!

Note: That's it! Not in fan fics but my future!

Next time: Final Fantasy VII 2: The journey once again has just begun if I can be bothered to write it!

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