Yuffie stood in front of Sunnydale Junior High"Alright,"she squealed,jumping up and
down excitedly,"finally some real" "work,none of this video game appearances."She
then frowned slightly."Not that I get any though,"she muttered,"No!They all" "go to
Cloud,Tifa and Aeris.Then there's Cid.Every @$%&* Final Fantasy game there's
always been a Cid in it.But now it's"
"my turn."Yuffie then started laughing insanely.

It was then that Xander Harris approached her."Hi,"he said,"you must be new here."

"Yeah,"replied Yuffie,"my name's Yuffie Kisargi."

"Oh yeah,"said Xander,"Giles mentioned you were coming today.You're Buffy's
replacement."

Yuffie nodded."That's right,"she announced joyfully,"So when do we start killing
vampires?"

"Kinda anxious to start,eh,"said Xander.

"You bet,"replied Yuffie.

"Well,"said Xander,"just follow me.

"Okay,"said Yuffie.She followed Xander as he headed into the school and straight
into the library.

"Hey Giles,"Xander called out,"Buffy's replacement is here.
 
 Rupert Giles looked up from the book he was reading and smiled slightly."Good
timing,"he said,"I was just reading up on" "Spike and Druscilla."

"So what does the book say about the gruesome twosome?"asked Xander,sitting on
a chair nearby.

"There's nothing about them that we don't already know,"answered Rupert.

Just then Principal Snyder entered the library."I figured I'd find you here,"he said
gruffly,"There are classes going on at this" "moment.Don't you two have any?"

"Actually,"said Rupert,"I asked them to help me in here."

"If you asked them to help you,"said Principal Snyder,"then why are they just sitting
around?"

"We're on a break,"answered Yuffie.

Principal Snyder walked over to Yuffie and glared harshly at her."I hope you aren't a
big a trouble maker as Buffy "
"was,"he said,"Because,if you are I'll make all your days here a nightmare."He then
walked out of the library.

"Please tell me he's a vampire,"said Yuffie,pulling out a stake from her backpack and
attempting to follow him.

"Afraid not,"answered Giles,grabbing hold of her sweater and restraining her.

"Well,"said Xander,"I guess we should pretend to help you just to fool Snyder."

Rupert nodded and the three of them began to stack books on the shelves
 
 
 

Spike paced back and forth inside the warehouse he had fled to with Druscilla."I can't
believe we lost again to the slayer,"he ranted.

"Calm down love,"cooed Druscilla,"I heard that she's left town and there's a
replacement for her."

"What difference does that make?"said Spike,"She's still a slayer?"

"But I heard if you give her something called materia,"said Druscilla,"she could maybe
persuaded to forget us."

"Do you think it could work?"asked Spike.

"Only one way to find out,"answered Druscilla,holding up a glowing green orb.
 
 

Yuffie yawned as she listened to Giles about the history of Spike and
Druscilla."God,"she thought,"how boring can he" "possibly get?"

"And then they completely vanished after Buffy sent Angel to hell,"said Giles,"Any
questions?"

"Nope,"answered Yuffie,"so do we go vampire hunting now?"

"Patience,"said Giles,"Vampires don't come out until after sunset.We'll go out in a few
hours.Right now we're waiting for" "Xander,Cordelia,Willow and Oz to show
up.Then we go vampire hunting as you call it."

"We're here,"Xander called out.

"About time,"Yuffie answered.

"A bit impatient,aren't we?"said Cordelia.

"What if I am,"said Yuffie,"you want to start something?"She then smiled at
Oz."You're kind of cute,"she said,"Why don't you" "and I go out later?"

Oz gulped and looked back at Willow who was glaring at Yuffie."He happens to be
MY BOYFRIEND!"hissed Willow.

"Your loss,"said Yuffie,shrugging.

Giles laughed nervously."Well the,"he stuttered,"shall we be off."

"Lead the way,"said Yuffie.

The group left the school and made their way to the graveyard.As soon as they
arrived,Spike and Druscilla stepped out from behind some trees.

"I knew you'd show up here first,"said Spike.

"What is it you want?"asked Giles.

"We have a proposition for the new slayer,"answered Druscilla.

"What is it?"asked Yuffie.

"We want you to forget about chasing us,"said Spike,"In exchange,Druscilla and I will
give you this."

Druscilla reached into her pocket and pulled out a piece of materia.

Yuffie's eyes lit up upon the sight of it."MATERIA,"she squealed in delight.She
jumped on top of Druscilla and wrenched the green orb out of her hands.

"Hey!"shouted Spike,"you weren't supposed to get that til after you agreed to leave us
alone!"

"Tough,"replied Yuffie.

Druscilla moaned."Spike,"she cried out," Help me.I've fallen,and I can't get up."

Spike helped Druscilla off the ground,then glared in Yuffie's direction."You've hurt
Druscilla,"he hissed,"I'll make you pay!"

Take a number,said Xander,"she tried to pick a fight with Cordelia."

"And she had the nerve to ask Oz out on a date,"said Willow.

"All in favour of teaching Yuffie Kisagi a lesson,"said Spike,"say I."

"I," shouted the small group.

Yuffie chuckled nervously."Come on guys,"she said,backing up,"I didn't mean
anything."

"Get her!"shouted Xander.

Yuffie screamed and ran off.

"Get back here Yuffie,"yelled Willow

"Yuffie?Yuffie?"

Yuffie opened her eyes and looked at Cloud's smiling face."God,"she muttered,"what
a nightmare."

We're glad to see you awake,"said Cloud,"when Vincent attacked you,we thought
you were a goner."He then handed her a stake.

"What's this for?"she asked.

"It's for Vincent,"answered Barret.

"For Vincent?"said a puzzled Yuffie.

"That's right,"answered Tifa,"It turns out he happens to be a vampire.He's been
terrorizing the countryside,and the population" "has asked us to destroy him"

"A vampire,"whispered Yuffie.

"That's right,"said Red XIII,"Why,is there something wrong?"

"Wrong,"said Yuffie,backing away,"Nothing's wrong.I...I just have something more
important to do.Wish I could help."Yuffie then dropped the stake and ran off
screaming towards Wutai.

"I wonder what's wrong with her?"said Cloud as the group watched her disappearing
form.
 
 
 

Yuffie,The Vampire Slayer-Original Idea conceived by Geode and War Child

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