Requirement to become a Doctor #141: You must be some species of bird. No mammals are allowed in the medical community, and reptiles/amphibians are right out! Hm, let's see what the doc has here... crayons for filling out prescriptions, syringe filled with heroin, already-eaten fudgecicles, a lollipop to spread bacteria on a petri dish, Jar-o-Tribbles, roll of lottery tickets, world's largest rectal thermometer, rusty scissors for tonsil removal, cigarettes for good little boys and girls who behave on their visits, and of course Legal Pad filled with orders for Illegal Substances. Super! |