Reasons Why i Live

April 1999

April 26, 1999

Mountain biking chicks in bicycle shorts

heheheh....now you know why i like to go hiking and stuff somethimes.  Good ol' outdoors.

Poeple who let me copy their tests

Thanks girls, i really couldnt've done that chemistry test without you.

Money 

Did i mention this before?  I dont think so....well, of course no one can live without this.  This is what buys our porn and hookers, we need this.

April 8, 1999

Star Wars Episode 1: The Phantom Menace

I just know for sure that this movie is gonna kick some major ass.  Damn, i cant wait for it either!! (not as much as Quake 3 though, this is really gonna kick ass).

Sound on the Playboy channel

YEA!  After about 2 weeks without sound on the playboy channel for some reason, it's finally back again.  Praise the lord.

April 5, 1999

Conditioners

I never realized what a difference this shit makes.  My hair now has more body to it and is soft too.  I like this.  Lather, rinse and repeat.  Simple formular for full silky hair.  I sound like someone from one of those shampoo comercials huh?

Those little heart shaped candies

You know....those things that you get on Valentines day and around Easter.  Their tastes arent excately a reason to live for but what they can be used for is a good reason.  I dont why...but these things give you a direct hit to anything you're trying to hit when you throw em.  I guess casue of their shape and wieght....  I wonder how they do if i stick 'em up my nose...

Sleeping in

What can be better than sleeping in till noon?  Nothing....unless....sleeping till noon with a girl.  Nah, that'll never happen, oh well.  I'll just enjoy what i can for now.

April 1, 1999

I still feel like a stupid homo and I dont why i should live.