Things That Sucks
April 1999
April 23, 1999
Little kids
There was a bunch of kids over at my house this weekend and man they wore me out. They fucked up mr room, mixed my white socks with my blacks ones, got my mouse all sticky and almost got into my porn collection. Damn, i'm haveing second thoughts about having kids someday.
Shit...i forgot what else i'm supposed to write about.
April 20, 1999
Porn sites claiming to be free but really not
Man, talk about false advertisment.....
"Get 1000s of FREE pics, for just $19.99 a month."
Damn it...all those hours wasted.
Seagalls
You know....i swear these damn birds actually try to shit on you...on purpose. Its never happened to me before but i've had some close calls. My dads been shitted on once....but that's ok though casue he deserves it. And dude, at my school sometimes there'll be like hundreds of em flying over you at the same time and it like blocks out the sun and shit....and you'll see everyone running for cover and shit......shit....
Falling down the stairs
I'm starting to wish i live in a one story house again casue loosing your footing and slipping down on the stairs is not exactly fun. This has happened more than once and I'm afraid one of these days I'm gonna actually break my neck or.....fall on my testicles and become steril and not being to have my own kids and my wife'll leave me for that and find someone else that's better looking and richer and have plenty of sperm for her. Oh shiiiiiittt.....
April 8, 1999
Having to go to the bathroom during a movie
Why the hell does this always happen to me?!? ALWAYS!! Evertime i go see a movie, man. Even though knowing that i'll have to take a piss during a movie, i still drink hella shit before and not piss right before the movie either, man, i'm a retard.
Freaking racoons
I'm sick of picking up all the trash after these things knock down the garbage. One morning when i got up, every house for about 5-6 houses down had their garbage knocked over. It was kinda cool though casue there was all this shit blowing around and my neighbors had to run around picking it up.
April 5, 1999
Sticky mices
And i though greasy mices suck. Sticky ones are even worst! What sucks even more is when the pad gets sticky too and then the ball picks that up and gets up in the mouse and screws everything up. No more twinkies at the computer for me from now on.
Comercials that dont make sence...ie, gap, old navy....
What the hell?!?
Busy signal from phone company?
Of all the stupit shit that I've witnessed...this probably tops them all. I just cant get over how a damn phone company can be busy. Not even a automated message or an operator tell me to hold....but a busy signal...? For 3 hours?!? This is pathetic...i just cant get over this. All i wanted to ask was if they are charging any toll charges on some dial up numbers that i had. But 3 hours.....still nothing. Screw it....
Teachers who dont change your grades
Ok, so i went to talk to my Alg2/trig teacher about changing my "F" test grade to an "A". And you know what he said?
Me: Ay yo teach...how bout changing my test grade to an "A" man?
Teacher dude: NO
Me: What?!? Why not? I wasnt even looking at them cheat notes. I mean, i was lookin but not copying them.
Teacher dude: NO
Man.....why cant they realize that i cant help being stupid.
April 1, 1999
Getting an "F"
For once i feel real stupid. I got an F on my Alg2/trig test yesterday becasue i cheated. Damn it!! The thing that makes me mad the most is that I knew how to do everything on the test, I just happen to have one of my homework assignements out. Getting an F for doing bad on a test is ok...but getting an F for cheating is something worth killing yourself for. Of all those years of cheating....it had to end like this.
Oh wait...it's not gonna end. I just cheated on a test in one of my other class today.
Forgeting my ideas
This absolutely pisses me off so bad!!! I used to carry a peice of paper and a pen with me where ever i go just incase i get an idea to write about. And that's when nothing comes to me. But when i dont have my pen and paper...hella ideas pop up and I'm not able to remember them all. This bad memory of mine probably forces me to cheat.
Hotmail
So many time that i couldnt get my mail casue of the damn server was down. But my stupid ass is to lazy to get another email service cause it's pain in the ass to do all the changing and shit. It's just like moving, you have to tell everybody you know your new address.
What kind of free service is this??!??