Things that Suck

August/September 1999

September 26, 1999

Bitches who keeps turning my computer off

*cough* my dad *cough*  and yes he is a bitch.  He's a crossdresser too and he likes to have sexual relations with little rodents.  

Japanese animation

I've always hated Japanese animation with their crappy looking eyes and skinny bodies....and retarded looking characters that they try to draw to look like American character.  And now, theres all these cartoon with Japanese animation crap...Sailor Moon, Pokemon...  Do people actually watch this crap?  Theres no facial expression at all and the mouths dont move in unison with the speech.  Whats funny is that the mouths move after the talking is over too, just like in teh Japanese movies. 

But what ticks me off is that they just got a crappy new show on Fox called Digimon, and do you know what they took out to make room for that shit?  .....Spider Man.  I couldn't beleive it, i couldn't wait to get from school to watch Spider Man and when i turned the TV on i saw this Japanese crap on and almost wet my damn pant.  I'm gonna have to email Fox.  I'll keep y'all updated on this.

People who spit sunflower seeds on the bleachers

This is an example of a stupid person...I'm not even talking about inconsiderate.  All this dick-wad had to do was turn his head to the right and spit, but no, he had to spit infront of him where people will sit.  That stupid bastard, i hope he gets anal leakage from those seeds i gave him.

September 11, 1999

Back problems

I must've slept wrong a couple of days ago or something cause my back was killing me for like 2 days. What made it fuckin worst was that i had to carry my damn backpack around at school with about 50 million books inside.  Jeez, that didn't help.  I'm just glad no stupid homo took advantage of that and kicked me or something when i dropped my pencil or something....Cause i had one hell of a hard time bending over and getting back up.

Cheap school mice

There are certain cheap things at school that i really don't give a shit about, but when it comes to mice...i get so fucking pissed.  I mean, their good mice, but just made so cheaply.  You know the Microsoft 2.0 mouse?  Well the schools got the 2.1 version that's made of cheap plastic that'll probably shatter if you drop it.  But the part that really pisses me off is that it is fucking bumpy.  It's the ball or something....i dont think it's because it's dirty....it's just cheap.  I can't stand cheap mice.

 I bet you those mice were imported from China.  I swear, everything from China is cheap.  Never buy anything made from China.

My crappy brain

How can some people remember so much in such a short time?  i cant fucking remember a persons name even if they tell me like 10 times.  Like yesterday, when i called one of my friends, i totally forgot his name and didnt know who the fuck to ask to talk to.  And i've known this person for like years.  That was actually like a short circut or something...my mom probably dropped me or something, i know she's lying to me.

Homos who say they can kick my ass in Q2

*cough* Joseph.  Yeah what?  Shut your mouth!  You've never beat me in any one on one match so i wouldnt say anything.  You and your BFG you stupid camper.  That's why i always find you and rail your ass.  

August 30, 1999

Court shows

First there was The People's Court...now theres some old man and some old woman and some other stuff too.  What the hell is up with this?  Is this even real?  Who the hell in their right mind would want to go on TV and argue who's dog bit whos dog ass?  It's kinda like stupid webmasters who all they do is complain and shit on their website... 

Rosie O'Donnel (spelling?)

What is this?  Something about fat women who cant sing worth shit and wears cloths from Kmart gives me the creeps.  I'm just glad she's not doing her sho in a bikini or something....See how many people did on that day from heart attacks...whew...talk about natural disaters.

August 15, 1999

Urinals with no bariers

WTF?!?  Why dont we all just stamd in a circle facing each other and pee....It wont make a difference from peeing in urinals with no damn barriers wiill it?  Damn, what's worst is when some guy who doesnt really care if he's showing a little too much of his manhood, like the gentleman i encountered a couple of weeks ago. I wasnt looking, really.  I just walked in and that was the first thing i god damn saw....sent chills down my spine.  It's one thing to see another mans pickle in porn, but in real life while he's peeing, it's not something you wanna see.

That's why i held my piss for the next 3 hours till we got to another gas station.

August 8, 1999

People with short tempers

You know those people who always jokes around with you and that's ok but when you joke about them they get all personal and shit and start acting like a bitch?  Yeah, that's what i'm talking about.  I really hate these kinda people, especially me being a person who is always joking around and shit it's not really fun getting into stupid fights with these gay homos.  If i had my way, i'd round up all the people in the world like this and put then in one place...i think i'll call it....concentration camp.  Yeah......then i'll torture them to death and stuff.  ......You know, this reminds me of someone.....cant think of who though.....

Airplane pretzels

Yeah they gave me pretzels insteed of those peanuts on the way home.  I'd prefer the peanuts becasue those damn pretzels gave me hella gas!  Man i feel so damn sorry for those people sitting around me for 4 whole hours with me letting off those silent-but-deadly farts.  I even had the air up all the way, which helped a little...for me.  God, i'm really stupid though, i still kept eating them even though i knew they gave me hella gas....

Airport security

Back in Montreal's airport when i was going through all those damn metal detectors and putting my bags though those scanning machines (whatever they are) this damn bitch was like bitching me about what was in one of my boxes.  I told her ithey were speakers and she was still bitching me, acting like she didnt hear me or she didnt know what the hell speakers are.  She fianlly made me open the damn freakin box take out the speakers and take the wrappers off the speakers....  What a pain in the ass....That's why she looked like a bitch in front of everyone in line in back of me.  Yeah, what bitch!