Reasons Why I Live

February 1999

February 17, 1999

Rock Climbing

Recently i went indoor rock climbing and I've just got one thing to say....IT'S FUCKIN AWSOME!!!!!!  Well ok i lied, that's 3 words, sue me.  This has got to be the best freaking sport there is man.  Screw football, that's for wussies...all that padding and shit.  Climbing is the real thing man, and i love every calluse, cut and sore mucsle that i got from it too.

February 13, 1999

Stealing candy at 7-11 and getting caught

Ahh..shit!!  Dude, you've got to try this man.  Sometimes when i go to these places or to some other gas station with my friend, we purposely steal candy and make it look really obvious so the cashiers sees us.  We dont do for the candy....it's just so damn funny to listen to those Arabians yell at us with their weird voice.

Arabian dude: Haayyy yuuuu...put bak candi, or i call polise.

Heheheehehe damn I'm one wicked ass kid.

The free toy in cereal boxes

Dude, this is one of the reasons why i love America.  It seems like everywhere i look there seems to be something free.  Anyway, free toys are cool!  Dumping all the cereal out to get the toy is cool!! Playing with the toy for 10 minutes and throwing it away is cool!! Dumping the rest of the cereal in the trash and telling my mom we're out of cereal and need a new box, is also very cool!

The Simpsons

I cant believe i havent mentioned this before, i just completely forgot about them...doh!! Well good thing a friend of mine brought this to my attention.

This is the next best thing to watch on TV...right next to porn.  There's simply no other TV show that has brought me more laughter than this one...haw haw.  The Simpsons are just hella cool.  And if you dont agree just eat my shorts man.

February 9, 1999

All the wonderful samples at grocery stores

Wow! Those sausages never tasted soo good.  Like i said before...take advantage of all the free stuff you can get.  I swear these samples taste 10 times better in the store than at home!  When i get out to live on my own, i'm going to move right by Costco or something.  Then i can just go there for dinner and take some home and save for breakfast.  And at lunch time i can just drive there from school, i'll save so much money on food...which is a good thing, cause then i have more money to rent porn.  Yep....that's college.

Smooth Chicks

I've got to say....there's nothing more depressing to see than a woman with hairy leg or whatever else that's hairy.  So i'll have to applaud the women who take the time to groom and trim themselves.   This is probably one of the best thing that a woman can do for a man....right next to..ummm.....

Dallas Cowboy's Cheerleaders

JESUS LORD CHRIST!!!  I think this is why there's a silicon shortage.  But I've got admit, those silicon sure found a good home. Kinda makes you thankful of the invention of silicon doesnt it?  Where would the world be without it?