Fun Things To Do

February 1999

February 24, 1999

Start your own toilet paper bussiness

How many companies make toilet paper?  Surely it's not as much as the number of companies that makes computer hard/software right?  And everyone needs and uses it too.  Well, that should show you that toilet paper will be a much more profitable bussiness than most things.  So why are there not a lot of toilet paper makers?  Well it's just that people these days are such gay idiots and they think that it's more profitable to make MacDonald's BigMacs and sell slurpees.  One of my goals when i hit adulthood is to start my own toilet paper company.

Speaking of toilet paper, I have a feeling a new era of toilet paper will be created soon (triple-ply paper) so it should behouve you to think about investing in some toilet maker's stocks. 

February 19, 1999

Beat on your keyboard

This is great during some of those frustrating moments.  It releaves stress and at times, anger too.  So next time your favorite porn site is down give this a try.

Another cool thing about this is that after you beat on your keyboard you see this: klshfkhf4y4yhskdjfhhHOYHFLShowho4hakn.  Cool huh?

February 17, 1999

Tell ugly women that they're ugly

Well, I'm just ask sick of ugly women as you are and hopefully by doing this it will change the way people look...some.  See...when you tell a person that they're ugly that'll make em all sad and depress, which will casue them to loose self-esteem..and that'll result in them not leaving their house fearing that someone else will call them ugly.  Which is good for you and other people too cause then we wont have to look at these ugly people.  It's not a wrong thing to do....you're just being honest.

Please spare me the lecture of this being mean and stuff casue it's not mean to anyone.......execpt if you're ugly woman.

Pee on your lawn

Hey......how else are you gonna mark your territory?

February 9, 1999

Fart the National Anthem

This has got to be the best stupid thing a human can do....although not to me.  I cant do this, but if you can....my hats off to you man.  If it's possible, send me a recording of you doing this and maybe i'll post it on my site for others to download.  I should have a contest or something for the person who can do the weirdest thing with their farts.....hmmmmm

February 5, 1999

Tape a $20 bill to you drivers liscense

Huh huh...i was talking with a couple of friends the other day and this came up.  The reason for this is pretty simple.

Police dude: Excuse me sir, may i see your liscense please?

Me: Uh, yes sir Mr. Police man sir.

Police dude: Why, you have a 20 on your liscense.....is this yours?

Me: Oh, why yes it is...do you want it?

Police dude: Sure son, you're free to go.