Things that Suck

Ferbruary 1999

February 24, 1999

Scented toilet paper

Although i have great respect for toilet paper, i think the kinds that are scented are the most retarded idea that mankind has though of.  What the hell is the scent for?  Do they actually think that that will make our asses feel and smell nice and fresh like it was washed in the spring air?!? These guys must be desparate, they would be better of making hamburger buns....not even BigMacs....just the buns.

Gas station cashier bitchen like a gay homo

So i was at this gas station buying some cornnuts, a couple of those carmel apple suckers and a soda.  And when i came up to the counter to pay for it, it came out to be $2.10.  I was 5 cents short and the homo didnt let me have it.  If this guy would take my advise on starting his own toilet paper bussiness...he wouldnt be this desparate for money.  Stupid chink, gay chink.  I ended up haveing to put back one sucker to keep this homo from blah blahing me. 

Well, at least i got the last laugh.  He didnt noticed that i took a Snickers and a pack of M&Ms becsue he was too busy selling this bum a porn magazine.

February 17, 1999

Gay homo fishes

I spent pretty much the whole saturday last weekend fishing with my friend.  The whole day that we were there, i didnt get one fish, not one single fish....not even one of those crappy fish.  I got a few bites, but the gay fishes we too dumb to bite harder so i couldnt get em.  Not only did i not catch em, but they keep stealing the bait, swimming off with a free meal....stupid fish. 

But it was cool fishing though casue i got to act retarded to the people we passed on out boat and then they looked at us like we're retarded or something, it was cool.

Lame Ass MacDonalds commercials

Who cares about the future manager or whatever they advertised....  Dude, I would never get caught working at Macdonalds, maybe at Burger King, but not MacDonalds.  Do they really think that those new commercials will actually make people consider MacDonalds as a career option? Ppshhh... like there's people out there who wants to be the next Ronald MacDonald. 

Ever wonder who Ronald MacDonald really is?

February 13, 1999

Wet farts

You're sitting there...and feel a fart building up.  You think to yourself  "It's just an innocent fart, wont do no harm".

*Fart*

"damn"

My chemistry teacher

BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH BITCH!!!!! AAAAARRRRGGGGGGGGG WHAT A GAY FUCKIN LESBIAN!!!!!! DAMN YOU.  ONCE I GET MY CAR, I'M GONNA RUN YOU OVER...AND CRAPPY BIKE TOO, AND YOUR GAY HOMO BOYFRIEND THAT'S ALWAYS CHEWIN ON THAT STICK CAUSE HE'S TOO POOR TO BUY REAL FOOD!!!!!

February 9, 1999

Greasy mice

Not the live mice, i mean your computer mouse.  I found that eating pizza and playing Q2 at the same time is unpleasant, mousewise.  Cause the mouse button gets all greasy and my finger slips of and i can move as fast and it's just hopeless to play that way.  Not to mention that if dont clean that stuff right away it gets pretty hard to clean 5 days later...with all the greasy getting all crusty and green stuff starts growing on it and stuff..yummy.  This is just as bad as spilling stuff on my keyboard...that'll be another posting.

This little window that pops up on my site

I know this thing a nuisance, but there's nothing that i can do about it.  Unless...if you guys can send me some money maybe i can get that fixed...$20 a month from each of you should be enough.  Just email me for details.  I  prefer credit card numbers...

Uneccesary/uncontrolled hard ons

You girls have no idea how lucky you to not have to deal with this problem.  This sucks even worst when I'm wearing briefs casue Willy here keeps sticking his head out, which is very uncomfortable.  And sometimes when I'm wearing pants that arent really loose (like dress pants and sometimes jeans) and I'm sitting down, I feel like Willy is all twisted and stuff and he's trying to stick up but cant casue the pants wont let em....oh man, just thinking about makes my heart break.

And these uncontrolled hard ons last forever too!!  One time i was in class and had one that lasted almost the entire period, there was no reason for it either...none of the chicks were fine or anything and the teacher was a man, sooo.  I kept having to adjust my pants like every 10 minutes, good thing i wasnt wearing jeans or anything.

February 5, 1999

Scented Lotion

Not that kind of lotion you guys use for..er....  What i mean is that stuff that girls put on that smells all peachy and fruity.  What the hell is up with this??!!??  That smell isnt like a fart or anything, it just like stays in the air and doesnt drift anywhere so I'm almost sufficating to death.  What makes it worst is that when I'm in a classroom, there are like 50 million different girls with 50 million different scents..chemically reacting with each other....and they say cigaretts give you lung cancer.....pppsshhh.. I never liked people who smelled fruity.

People who talk way to much

These people just dont know how to shut their damn mouths.

Chick: So like the other day when i was with Bob he told me that Bill told Jill that Tom told Will that...

Me: Can you please shut up?

Chick: ....and like i was totally shocked at what Bob told me he heard from Tom who heard it for Jill who talked to Billyjoe....

Me: Shut up hoe!

Chick: ....and then we were all like "omigod!!! How could Willy do such a thing to Joe after what Joe did for Bob and what Bob did for John and.......

Just shut you fat hole ok man?  Shut your damn fat hole.

Over sleeping

Oh wait a minute....this is in the wrong section.....this is a good thing.