Reasons Why I Live

June 1999

June 30, 1999

AC

Yep, this shit rocks!  There's nothing better than being able to see your breath when it's in the upper 80s outside.  The only bad part is when you need to leave the house and feel that heat wave the first step outta the door.  That's a nasty feeling cause it feels like a fat woman just laid a fat ass fart on you....just remember to breath outta your mouth.

Seeing people with lettuce in their teeth

Nothing you can do here but point and laugh. 

June 24, 1999

Watching people get caught chatting at school

Ahhh HAHAHA....it was hilarious!  Some school official came in the lab and kick 3 women out for chatting on the computers...you can tell they were hella embarassed too....and i kept staring at them and smiling too...hehehehe. 

Chatting sucks...dont waste your time doing it, go play Quake or something.  Only fat and ugly people do it, like those women...2 were fat and the other was just plain ugly.  That's casue fat and ugly people are desparate......so next time you talk to someone and they say they're a full figured blond....think twice.

June 15, 1999

Life just sucks....no reasons for me to live yet.

June 12, 1999

No more school...till summer school starts

Ahhh....stress free.  No more worrying about what retarded things to do to impress girls by.  No more risking getting caught cheating on tests and no more tests to bullshit on and still pass...hehe.

Girls at theme parks

heh..yeah baby.  You know these girls always wear tanks and those really ass tight shorts and shit.  Yep...best feature of any theme park.  Best of all, when you're in line for some ride and you're up high.  You can look down the unsuspecting girls shirt.  Not that i do that...i mean...you'd have to be really desparate or something.

June 3, 1999

Natalie Portman

Is this is a fine ass chick or what?  It's a real shame that she was so covered up in Star Wars, i really wound'nt mind seeing some skin...Let's see, I'm 16, she's 17.....think i got a shot at her?

New monitor

Dude!  I got a new monitor, Sony 17".  Man this is awsome!  Normally when i look at porn that's bigger than my previous 15" screen i'd have to move or make the picture smaller but now i can view the pic hands free...