Things that Suck
June 1999
June 30, 1999
Mysterious smell in my room
What the hell is that smell?!? God damn, smells like rotten shit or something.... I think it might be all the crap between the keys in my keyboard rotting and shit with all this heat we're getting now. Damn, that's a lotta crap. I see bits of chocolate, sausages, some kinda cereal....a lotta shit.
Crappy junk mail
What's this?? I just got some junk mail on bras and Bengay... WTF?!? I dont care if Ben's gay. And i got some kinda bladder leakage creame sample too. WTF am i gonna do wid this? And why the fuck did i get this in the first place? Oh shit, look at this....did you know they had diapers for women? And it's reusable too!!!
....you know, that could come in handy...
Liers (is that how you spell it?)
I was talking to this dumb guy the other day who thinks he's smart and shit....well somehow the subject games was brought up and this is where i out smarted him....
Dude: ....yeah i got computer...what games you got, i got hella shit.
Me: Oh you know...this and that nothing serious....what do you have?
Dude: I asked you first!
Me: Ok, well i got Quake 3...Qua... (I'm trying to test em)
Dude: Got that....i got Quake1, 2 and 3.
See how dumb this guy is? Man really, he should at least know what's going on before he lies about it. I mean, now i know for sure this guy is a homo. GOD!! I cant believe he said he got Quake 3....man i almost laughed my ass off. I told him how stupid he is right after that and that shut him up. Yeah bitch!
June 24, 1999
Chain letters
Why are people so stupid. I cant believe why anyone would waste time writing these shit up. Oh and i really like the ones that you have to scroll down and see all those waves and shit....yeah... God and those damn stories...man how lame can those get? Heres and example of one i got.....from an AOL user of course: I'll shorten it so you guys wont have to suffer so much.
"Brittney loved basketball, friends and parties too. But lately she'd been feeling woozy. Her muscles ached a lot and her parents got kind of worried. The doctor took a couple of tests to see if everything was okay. Then the nurse came out with a look of sadness and this is what she had to say; "I'm sorry but you've got leukemia," "You've got about 3 months more." So Brittney and her parents moved to Florida to live by the sea. But one day she met this guy and his name was Jay. They collected seashells together and talked about all kinds of things. And then one day while walking he handed her a ring. She began to cry "I've got leukemia, and about a month more."".......
....blah blah blah blah....this goes on till she dies. Wasnt that so damn gay? What i really wanted to know is did the guy (Jay, it that's his real name..) take his ring back after she died? I mean, she dont need now. I would've taken it back....zoink.
New ICQ version's sound
God, the most annoying thing ever! You all those sound that it makes while you type and shit? It sounds like a typerwriter and all that crap. Every key you hit it makes a sound.....drove me crazy like hell!! Just like the sounds that came with GetRight, with the little girl....man, is that supposed to be cute or something? It scared the hell outta me the first time i heard it.
Running outta Pepsi
........need....caffiene.....getting weaker...and weaker....must have pepsi.....*faint*
June 15, 1999
College cafateria
Man, talk about compitetion. I bought a pizza from the cafateria and after i finished it, i needed a napkin so i went to the place next to where i bought the pizza...thinking it was part of the same store i guess...and this casheir bitch was telling me i have to buy somethng first. WTF!!??!! It was ONE napkin...not two...and the cheap little kind too. What the hell has this world come too? Luckily she let me have the napkin this time..but she said next time I'll have to buy something....
....yeah, I'll buy something. I'm gonna go in tomorrow and buy the cheapest shit they sell and then take the whole stack of napkins, yeah that right....
Forgeting my passwords
@Y#@^SHDKAS!!!!! Dont you hate it when you dont use some account for like a year, then suddenly you need it and cant log in casue you dont remember the fuggin password. Everytime i open some account for something...i always ask myself, "So, should i write this password down or be a lazy homo and dont?"
.....I lost count on how many times i was a lazy homo...
June 12, 1999
Fat chicks on roller coasters?
I dont understand...they have a height requirment in order for you to ride a ride but they dont have a limit on the width of a person? Now this is what i call discriminating. I mean, sure the person fits in the seat (barely) but that wont do no good since the train cant even take off cause of the damn weight, this pisses off all the other people who paid good money to come to the park or whatever (money that they probably worked for and didnt collect because of disability). That's why i think fat people should be banned from all the rides...and they druel and stink too. All that grease and shit on their asses getting all over the seats and shit...that's disgusting.
Even if there is a ride that can take off....the thought of all those roles...ummm...rollin...is enough to knock a person unconcious.
June 3, 1999
Homos that mess with me when i'm peeing (*cough* Andrew *cough*)
You know that thing i told you about pushing people when they're peeing in the stalls. Well, a couple of days ago...i went to take a leak in the urinals...thinking i was smart and no one can get me here...some homo...ahem..Adrew...came up behind me, grabed my shoulders and shook me for like 30 seconds while i was still peeing. Oh man, i'm not peeing in that bathroom again, i had to go through the rest of the school day with pee stains around my zipper area and pee that ran down my leg and soaked through my pants. Lucky i was wearing a light colored khaki so it's not really visable.
Girls who dont appreciate anything nice that i do...cough..Kellie...cough..Natalie...
Can you believe this? I'm always being nice to these girls and they never thank me or anything. One of em is always mad at every shit that say to her and the other just doesnt talk to me at all. Funny how when test time comes, Natalie never minds that I'm sitting behind her. And Kellie is still going out with this Portugease guy who keeps comdems by his bed...i wonder why? I dont know why i even compliment them on their hair and stuff, they just think I'm joking or something. What do i have to do to get appreciated in this world? Am i gonna have to kiss every ass that i see...man, life suck.