News

March 1999

March 24, 1999

Some useless java-script stuff

See that little scrolling banner on the bottom and the message above?  Pretty useless huh? I like it.

March 21, 1999

Tech-talk for country folks

LOL!! heres something i picked up from an e-mail.

1. LOG ON: Makin a wood stove hotter.

2. LOG OFF: Don't add no more wood.

3. MONITOR: Keepin an eye on the wood stove.

4. DOWNLOAD: Gettin the farwood off the truk.

5. MEGA HERTZ: When yer not kerful gettin the farwood.

6. FLOPPY DISC: Whatcha git from tryin to carry too much
farwood.

7. RAM: That thar thing whut splits the farwood.

8. HARD DRIVE: Gettin home in the winter time.

9. PROMPT: Whut the mail ain't in the winter time.

10. WINDOWS: Whut to shut wen it's cold outside.

11. SCREEN: Whut to shut wen it's blak fly season.

12. BYTE: Whut them dang flys do.

13. CHIP: Munchies fer the TV.

14. MICRO CHIP: Whut's in the bottom of the munchie bag.

15. MODEM: Whut cha did to the hay fields.

16. DOT MATRIX: Old Dan Matrix's wife.

17. LAP TOP: Whar the kitty sleeps.

18. KEYBOARD: Whar ya hang the dang keys.

19. SOFTWARE: Them dang plastic forks and knifs.

20. MOUSE: Whut eats the grain in the barn.

21. MAINFRAME: Holds up the barn roof.

22. PORT: Fancy Flatlander wine

23. ENTER: Northerner talk fer "C'mon in y'all"

24. RANDOM ACCESS MEMORY: Wen ya cain't 'member whut ya
paid fer the rifle when yore wife asks.

25. MOUSE PAD: That hippie talk fer the rat hole.

March 13, 1999

Fallin Behind...

I was pretty busy and stuff this whole week and so i didnt get a chance to work on my webpage much...not beacaue i was lazy.....i was tired from...uhh....stuff.. i did...

Plus, i just go my progress report card yesterday...and things arent looking so good.  I think i'm going to have to study like hell for the rest of this quarter to bring my chem. grade up.  Which means...less computer time fer me.  Talk about stress.......

Sucessful Concert

Well, on thursday i had a concert which went pretty well in my opinion.  There was a few things here and there that i would have done differently if i had the chance to do it again..but..oh well.  Overall, it went good. 

That wasnt all that was good...there was this conductor lady that was conducting the elementary through high school chorus', and she had the best looking ass that I've ever seen!!!!  I bet everyone was looking at her ass when she was conducting...i was.  The best part too was she was wearing a thong and you can clearly see it.  Damn...if i was her husband........

OMG!!!

Of course, by now you should  knows about Timky Winky's ordeal right?  Well if you didnt...he's a homo.  But that's not the scary part....  A couple of days ago, I was walking to 7-11 for my usual cherry slurpee and beef stick, and you wont believe who i saw standing outside!  All i got to say was that i am really glad i had my camara to capture that moment....i really think the world should be able to see the truth.  Look below.

This is a Tinky Winky wanna be.  There's obviously something we dont know.... This is Tinky Winky

Update

Check out my links page. 

March 6, 1999

Another week gone...

Amazing how fast a week goes by huh?  Well, during this past week i took 4 tests.  And hopefully something good can come out of at least two of those tests.  And now that all that is over i can work on my page more.  As you can see i have quite a lot of new stuff up already.  I may not have worked on my page during this past week but i did a lot of thinking and got ideas....see? Im not that lazy.

Page counter

Well despite my laziness i finally got around to getting a web counter up so now i can see how little traffic there is on my page...goodie for me.

Oh and that stupid clock i had up, it wasnt working so i'll deal with that later or something...

Quake 2 Skins Needed

Just a reminder....i havent got any more Q2 skins yet...come on people...Quake 3 is coming out soon and then there'll be Q3 skins and no more Q2 skins....so send in what you got now while you can.

...If you send it...I will post it....

Webpage Ideas

I apparently had an idea for a second webpage and had started working on it already....but now i'm having second thoughts about it.  Apparently i couldnt do very much with that idea and  i figured that'll it'll just bored poeple after a while.  And also i dont think it was really that funny anyway.

So this is where you come in and help, send me any ideas you have for a webpage.  But there are a few things in particular that i'm looking for though:

1.  Main thing here...it has to be a funny idea, no boring crappy barny shit.

2.  It has to be clean.  By clean i mean no porno stuff (i know i know...bummer).

3.  It has to be legal.  No drug smuggling will be tolerated.

4.  Something I can do a lot with. 

5.  It has to be original.

6.  Last thing...it has to be funny.

So if you got something e-mail me: Bugbit8822@hotmail.com, and I'll consider it.  The winner will be rewarded...i dont know how yet but i'll think of something...maybe.