Reasons Why I Live Archieves

March 1999

March 20, 1999

No reasons for me to live this week.

March 13, 1999

Getting slaped by girls...

You may not know this...but being a smart guy that i am, I know.  All guys gets slapped right?...well...right?  Well maybe not...at least, only the good looking ones...like myself.  You see, the woman mind works in a weird way, everything they say...they actually mean the opposite.  So a guy might think he's not wanted when he gets slapped, but actually the girls is just doing that so it doesnt seen so obvious that she like him. It also means that she wants to have hot kinky sex with you too.

Chemistry

I definitely dont want to live for this!!!!

March 6, 1999

Finding stuff in couches

Wow.  Digging places like these and in car seats are like opening presents.  One time i found a total of $3 in my couch, a water balloon, 2 condoms, 1 tampon and a whole lotta stale Kix...still good though. 

Fine-ass waitresses

This is one of the reasons why i even go to resturaunts.  Cause in most resturaunts the waitresses always wear tight skirts and stuff, so their legs always show along with their nice curvy ass.  Sometimes i purposely drop my napkin when they're close by just to see them bend over...muwahahaha.  Too bad the last time i went to a resturant my parents were with me...damn it.  There was this red head chick that had an ass you wouldnt believe.  And her breastages....just made my mouth water...

Self fixing problems

I've had this happen so many times....  Dont  you love it when your computer starts acting up and crashing and shit?  And then you turn the computer off for a while, then when you turn it back on it's all fixed and back to normal.  God, i just wish i was alway this lucky.