Fun Things to do Archieves

March 1999

March 20, 1999

Stare at people and laugh

Hehehe, suckers.  If this dont make people uncomfortable, then i dont what else does.  The best part is watching them try to secretly find out what you're laughing at...hehehe....This is even better to do if you're at a restuarant or something...it gets them all paranoid and shit.

March 13, 1999

Tell your parents you're homo

That way they wont care if you bring a girl home when they're not home casue they think you're gay...hehehe...  Just dont tell the girl that you're gay.....you know how women like to gossip....

...actually, it might be good that you tell a girl you're gay.  Then you can act all sensitive and stuff for a couple of days and be her friend.  Then you tell her that beacuse of her you switched, that'll make em feel all special and then they'll go out with you.

I'm not trying this though...you try it, and tell me about. 

March 6, 1999

Spend all your money

Everyone values money dont they?  And of couse, money dont do you any good if you dont spend it, so why save your money?  You dont want to die someday with money left over in the bank do you?...it's a waste and proves that you're a dumb homo (a gay homo).  So go out there and spend it all before you die...who knows, you might die tomorrow.  Oh, and dont worry if you go in debt cause then when you die you dont have to pay it.  That way you can enjoy everything in life and not have to ever pay for it.

It's best if you borrow from suckers..er..i mean..friends.., casue they actually think you're gonna pay them back.

Keep refirgerator prepared

Always, always, always be prepared.  Especially in your frigde.  Here are a couple things you should always have: whip cream, fresh strawberries, some kind of chocolate syrupe and maybe a six pack of beer...best if it's Bud Light...havent you seen those comercials?

Brag about your porn collection

Believe me, girls really dig this. Nothing turns them on more than a guy who has great appreciation for the female body.  And with them knowing your appreciation for their body....who knows what can happen after that....

One thing though....dont tell them what you do when your're looking at the porns...