Things that Suck Archieves

March 1999

March 24, 1999

Girls that get mad at you and not tell you why...

WTF??!!??  Why is it that ALL girls never tell you what you did to piss them off?  If you'd tell me/us what we did maybe we wouldnt do it again...how the hell are we supposed to know what we're doing?  We're only guys...

Chick: Dont talk to me...I'm mad at you for you know what.

Dude: What? What i say?

Chick: You know what you said.

Dude: Damn it! No i dont, what i say?

 The stupid part is that the next day you find out she was actually mad at something else (or..ahem...PMS) and was taking it out on you.  Damn chicks!

March 20, 1999

Biting your tounge <-----did i spell that right?

Man!  Biting anything sucks.  But the worst part is when you bite the same place you bit 2 hours ago or something.  This has happended to me way to many times, i was even thinking of putting some duct tape over my tounge too.  One time when i was a kid, i was doing summersalts (my spelling is really off today) and my chin accidentally hit my knee...I bit my tounge so hard that a peice of it was like hanging. 

It was cool though, casue i went to school and chased girls with my tounge stinking out. hehe

Being hungry

This sucks cause i dont have the energy to get chicks.  And it sucks even worst casue if i do get a chick i wont have the energy to ....uh...do ..stuff with her.  God bless twinkies...and the people who put them on sale.  I swear, when i go to college, all I'm living off of is twinkies and pizzas.  Oh, and ramen too..cant forget ramen.

March 16. 1999

Beanie-baby obssesion

Helloooo?!? Am i the only sane person around here?  What the hell is up with this....I cant understand why anyone would spend thousands of dollars buying dolls that look like something that MacDonalds give in their happy meals.  I dont think investing into something that cost like 5 cents to make is a very smart idea.  Everyone in China is probably laughing their ass off right now.

You see..? I think this is China's plot to take over America or something.  First they make these cute little things and claim they cost a fortune.  People in America, being very stupid, gets all worked up about it and start fighting each other for em.  And when we're distracted they come and bomb us, then they steal our women.

March 6, 1999

Missing Socks

I swear there are little green trolls living in my house that go around steeling my socks!!!  Like, sometimes when i take my cloths out of the dryer, there's like one sock missing...it's always one, not a pair...WTF??!!  The part that makes me mad is that 2 months later it finally appears, but i cant use it anymore because i already threw away the other pair.

Tight Pants 

Just the though of these send chills down my spine man.  I mean, how can you be comfortable when your nuts are being squished against your leg and Willy is all twisted in some kind of akward positions...  And the little guys that's trying to swim down there, i dont think they're enjoying it very much either.

So in short, be considerate to your manhood and it'll make you happy.  Take me for example, I'm quite happy.

Corrupted downloads

What the hell!!! Man! I downloaded a 15 meg file at 3kbs (this is horrible).  Then after it was done, i went to run the file and i see something like this,

"Error, file is damaged.  If you downloaded this, please try downloading it again."

LKHASFHDAS!!!! WTF!!!! ARRRGGG.....yeah, i'll download it again....

Brand Name cloths

...ahem Nike, Polo, Calvin Klien, Tommy Pullmyfinger, fubu...cough...I dont get why people spend $70 for a damn T-shirt that has someone else's name on it.  Hello?  It's another person's name!!!!  Why the hell do you want to wear something with someone elses name on it.  Is it supposed to be cool or something?  Wouldnt it be better to put your own name on a shirt or something and wear that?  At least that'll make sense.  Next time I see a person wearing something with a name on it, i'm going to stare and point and laugh at em....what a homo.

Despite all this....i still find myself buying stuff like this...

Want-to-be Hackers

You know those dumb kids that think they're the best hacker there is just  becasue they were able to kick someone out of a chat room in Aol with some free punter program shit they downloaded somewhere.

Hacker dude: Yes!! I punted him...I'm the best hacker in the world.

Me: You're a gay homo!