Fun Things to Do

May '99

May 20, 1999

Push guys while they pee....(courtesy of Lawrence and Andrew, thanks for making me your first victim).

This is for the guys only.  Next time you go into a bathroom and see someone peeing in the stalls...not the urinals...sneak up behind them and push em hard while they're still peeing.  heheheh....they really cant do anything back to you casue they're kinda stuck there....which gives you time to run and get the hell outta there, casue that person isnt gonna be too happy.  You have quite sometime to run though cause the dude's gotta definitely wash his hands....and maybe himself too....hehehehhe

Run around naked

Dont you get the urge to do this sometimes?  It's really cool to run around and feel the wind blow up against you bare body.  I recomend you dont do this on a cold day....shrinkage isnt a pleasant thing...to have or to look at.  Girls, knock yourself out!

Crap in your neighbor's pool

....heheheheheheheheheheh......what out for their dog

May 10, 1999

Shave your balls

Believe it or not, some people find this arousing.  Although i dont....i cant take the risk of nipping a peice of skin off my nut sack...ouch.

Go buy something from my advertisers

Look people, like you....i need money.  So go buy something from somewhere on my page and help a homo in need out.  Casue papa need a new pair of shoes.  And shoes dont come cheap nowadays...condoms dont either.  $4.99 for a pack of 6?  Good lord that's a lotta money, i think i'll stick to water ballons.