Things that Suck

October 1999

October 21, 1999

Mac mice

What's up with those crappy one button mouse?  I really cant see how anyone can use a peice of crap like that...I mean, it's too small to fit comfortably in your hand, it feels like you're holding a damn hardened piece of dog turd or something.  I hate Macs and all their crappy fruity products, especially those damn iMacs.  And i hate stupid people who actually buys those.

October 7, 1999

Getting the wrong change

How many times have you bought something cheap and handed the cashier a ten or something?  Quite a few times huh?  I did this some time ago, i handed this Arabian lady a twenty for my sac of weed...er...marbles.  And i was supposed to get $18.50 back, but my dumb ass didnt count the money before leaving and like 2 days later i counted my money and only had $16.50.  The bitch just pocketed 2 bucks from me.  That's ok though cause if you add up the cost all the candy i've took from there, it adds up to way more than that....hehehehe.

Bastards who stand in the middle of the hallway

Stupid dumbass!  Next time i see someone blocking the hall again i'm gonna purposely walk into em really hard.  Oh, and i also like those people who blocks the doorways too, bastard.  How the hell am i gonna get in line at lunch fast if i got to go through all these fat dumbasses blocking my way.

Bumping into fat people

It's one thing to look at these people, but actaully touching them....that's even worst.  I was walking down the crowded ass hall the other day and was bump by  couple fat asses and i actually felt my arm sink into 'em.  Honest.  Then after that, i bounced like 2 feet  into the other direction causing a chain reaction with everyone else next to me....And the fat bastard just kept walking like she didnt know what happened.

Chicks with a nice backside

What's the matter with this you may ask?  Well, i was walking about behind this fine ass looking bitch drooling at the sight of her round ass and thinking how i could "whoop that ass".  I couldnt get a look at her face though but she was a blond and i figured all blonds are fine if they've got a body like that.  Boy, was i ever so fucking wrong.  When she turned around and looked back for some reason i almost had stuff leak out of my ass.  I swear you probably wouldnt be able to tell the diffrence between her and the hunchback of Notre Dame, she was that bad.