Ness: Mmmmmmmmm North Wyoming bacon loaf the best in the world and fit for a hero like me.

Jeff: Yuck! theres over 9999999999999999999999999999999999 calories in those things.

Poo: Ness you'll probly die If you eat any more today!

(frank comes in with a tray of sodas and food)

Frank: What'ca up to Ness?

Ness: Nothing why , is there a problem?

Frank: Nothing Really have you heard the roumers of the happy-happism cult starting up?

(as paula walks in the 3 guys yell obcenities)

Paula: Hey, thats no way to talk infront of a lady You @$$holes.

Ness: Sorry Happy-happism has returned.

Paula: What!

The End

- - Part 2 - - (e-mail me your raves, no rants please! (address is bvenn86@hotmail.com)