The Making of 'Giddy Up'




(Time period: Waaaay back when the guys first started out...)The boys arrive at TransCon studios and are sitting around a big table.
Justin: "Yo dis be wack..Ah thought we wuz done wit dis album?"
JC:"No..Lou called and wanted us to write a song to prove that we actually had talent or something."
Justin: "Yo ah gotz talentz yo..I be playin some mad game on da wood da otha day."
Lance:"Will Yall puhlease tell me whut that feller is sayin?"
Chris:"God how did I get stuck with Ghetto Boy from Tennessee and the Albino Hillbilly? Why God?"
Joey:"But Chris this group was youre idea."
Chris: "Dont remind me...Ok anybody got any ideas?"
Justin:"Yo We should sing bout b-ball."
Joey: "Girls?"
Chris:"I like the girls idea.."
Joey:"Oh can we sing about food too?"
Chris:"Ok the basketball idea is sounding better..."
JC:"How about...b-bad relation..s-s-ships?" *sniffle*
Chris: "Oh yeah thats so diffrent than hmmm..EVERY song on the CD! Lance? What do you think?"
Lance:"Horses?"
Others: "WHAT?!?!"
Lance:"Horses. I wanna deduhcate a song to Toby."
Chris: "No.."
Justin: (out of the blue) "Yo how bouts ah song about sex?"
JC:"JUSTIN! Youre 15!"
Justin:"So?"
JC:"Youre Momma will bust youre butt!"
Justin:"Yo dats right...ok den how bouts we like jus' imply bout da sex but say dat itz meanin somethin else?"
Chris:"Ok now I think we have something to work with."

Hours later....
Chris:"Justin for the thousanth time..Basketball has nothing to do with sex!"
Justin:"Yo not in my wurld!"
JC:"This is pathetic..we've got nothing! I mean this was a stupid idea..How are we supposed to write about something that we know nothing about??!?"
Everyone stares at JC
JC:"What?!?"
Justin:"You dont know nuttin bout Basketball?"
JC:"Noo...the other ummm..Nevermind!" (stomps out of the room.)

1 AM...Joey has raided the Transcon fridge for the 10th time..Chris has gotten so bored that he's started braiding his hair (so THATS where they came from.) And Justin is trying to teach Lance ebonics..
JC: "Ok Ive had it!! We need to write a song!"
Joey:"But we cant think of anything to write about!"
JC:"Lance didnt you have an idea earlier?"
Lance: (looking at Justin) "Uh YO yea..YEUH Ah did uhhh Homey?"
Justin:"Oh gawd no dont say Homey! Call him G!"
Lance:"Why? His name's JC?"
JC:"AHHH I need my Prozac!"
Chris: (taking the shoelaces from his shoes and weaving them into his hair.) "Youre on Prozac?"
JC:"Umm..no Not me..What on earth have you done to your hair?"
Chris:"Hey dont put down my hair Clooney-cut!"
Lance:"Hey yall I got this song about Horses if yall are interested?"
Chris:"Im not singing about a..."
JC:"What is it Lance?"
Lance starts singing the chorus to Giddy up and the guys love it.
Justin:"Yo why didnt you say sumpthin earlier bout dat foo? Dat song iz all about sex."
Lance:"No its not. Its about horses I told you I used to sing it to Toby"
Justin:"Awww dude..Toby wuz a horse?"
Lance:"Uh yeah what did ya think?"
Justin:"OHHH ok..Umm yeah Nevermind.."

3AM.....
JC: "OK...How about this..Tried to get ahold of you last night..called you on the phone , thinkin to myself somethin aint right..girl are you alone?
Chris:"That'll work. What else ya got?"
Justin:"Yo yo wait hold up..Aint dat the same conversation you had wit Nikki dis mornin?"
JC:"N-n-no...HEY MAN! SHUT UP!"
Justin:"But C it aint healthy to keep dwellin on da past like dat..Yo Chris tell him dat, you took that sigh-kolla-gee stuff."
Chris:"I dont care what he writes about..Its 3 in the morning...He's beginning to scare me with his spazz attacks..youre getting on my nerves, Joey has ate all the food so we're gonna get billed out the butt for it, Lance's eyes look freaking scary when he loses sleep and My hair will NOT come out of these forsaken braids!! I dont care what the song is about just write it!!"
Justin:"Yo so do I get ta say Crunk at da end?"
The next morning the guys hand thier finished product to Lou. He's outraged after listening to it because of what the song is implying. But they feed him some lame story about how it has to do with a relationship or some crap like that.. Lou is confused but puts it on the album anyway because they were running late on time. And that is the story behind Giddy up! *Ok WHAT? its 1:20AM and I wanted to write something dumb for our page! Well I guess I accomplished that! lol Sorry that the ending is so lame..Im kinda getting sleepy now ~duh kim~*

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