Kimmy's Review of Nsync's All Access

Yeah I know it was on a few months ago, I already have a review of it on my other site but I got bored and I watched it last night and noticed some things that I hadnt the other 10000 times that Ive watched it so Im doing another review ok?

First of all, Im getting the girls out of the way because they annoy the living daylights outta me! Whatever that means. Im 19, I love Nsync and if by some miracle they are still around when Im 21, yeah hopefully Ill still be a fan. But I really hope that Im not driving around in an Nsyncmobile to thier concert with all my Bop posters taped to it. And if I got to go to the meet-n-greet..I dont think that Id stand right in front of Justin and scream at him. He probably expects it from a 5yr old but somebody 3 YEARS older than him? ummm... I mean screaming at the concert is fine but If I got to meet him I dont think Id want our conversation to be..


Justin: "Hi you want me to sign this?"
Me: AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!

Ok I think Ive made my point. Wait..one other thing...They are Nsync's biggest fans and they didnt know about Meet-n-Greet passes? Everybody and thier cousin knows about Meet-n-Greet passes!! morons..ugh..ok im over them..on to the good stuff..


Chris: "We're in my hometown!" Awww Chris was probably excited, thinking maybe that they would let him be the center of attention for once. *sigh* sorry Chris.
Justin: "Eating time!" I guess taking steriods requires you to eat large amounts of food! Awww ok Im sowwy Justipoo. But he's eating throughout the entire show!
JC takes us on a tour of the bus. The same bus Lance gave us a tour of on thier top40 videos. Oh well at least JC made it funny by acting like he was stoned out of his mind. Man he's a good actor huh? Cant wait for that movie! anyway...Where does Chris sleep? He pointed out everybody's bunk but Chris'. "Watch a little Tv on the thing." ummm...
The keychains...Hey maybe they gave Joey that one because Pepe le peu is a flirt? Or maybe they were just really rude fans I dunno. Watch Justin when they get done. He's sitting there holding out the keychains and nobodys getting them.
Its the NSYNCMOBILE! *sigh*.....
The "Eat eat eat song" Its cute..you all already knew that...Look another thing that they did in the top40 videos countdown. Throwing food! Lol@ Joey finally just putting one in his mouth.
"Lance scores from downtown" It took me forever to figure out what they were saying. Now Im not too sure I wanted to know
During the "Iron Man" scene. Mtv's time is 3:18, Nsync's clock says 2:13. Watch Joey during that part its hilarious.
When they are passing by the fans, Chris interrupts both Justin and Lance! I guess thats the only way theyll let him talk.
Justin:"You have got to love them." Man that boy is such a jerk to his fans! Sorry but Im SICK of people saying that. Especially after seeing that part. People have bad days, he's human! =(
"We love you Jaaaaaames.." I thought they were singing to Lance when I first saw this because he had his back turned to them lol. But then he started singing in that tuba voice. Justin looks like he has something in his mouth. Like a piece of candy or something.
During the "so saith the shepards..so saith the flock!" thing..Lance tells that girl ( Who is that by the way?? lol) "Look an Nsyncmobile!" Then we get to meet the James that they love. And he bought them a DVD player?? oh so they can watch Tv on the thing...cool.
Justin: "I play basketball all day" We know Justin, You havent let go of that ball for the entire show. WE KNOW!
HIIIIIIIIIIIIIII BUSTA!
Did you see JC throw the ball? It goes about 500ft above the hoop.
In the catering area, Joey: "Lance is playing ping-pong." umm get some sleep Joey.
Doesnt Justin say "rigitoni" sooo cute? Ok thats it I know what I want to do. I want to be a caterer!
Justin: "Get a salad...not today." Where the heck were you planning on putting it?? At least he eats healthy.
Lance and Joey show us the wardrobe/gameroom. Their "Sailing" costumes are hanging on the foosball table.
Lance...take that wig off..please.
Chris actually gets 5 more seconds of cameratime just because his family is there. YAY! And he's so sweet with his grandma awwww
Joey and Lance still giving a tour...Joey:"It might be a little bit kinda loud cause our band is rehearsing a little bit.." Uhhh uh huh ok..yeah
Oh look! JC is working on his side project. Professional Wrestling! Yeah hes gonna be "The Spazz" *cough*..anyway..
"Sometimes we forget which city we're in" Now THAT would be hilarious!!! "Pittttssssburrrr..uh...wait..where are we?"
At the Meet-n-Greet..Some girl says "Merry Christmas." ooook...When the "Lucky ladies.."*cough puke..* get to meet Justin Chris is just staring at them like he's annoyed or something. I love Chris! lol
When they are backstage. Justin's like "Sugahill!" He's so cute! Then they all just sit there and watch Busta pee on the carpet. Then AFTER he's done Chris picks him up. Oh well they dont hafta clean it up.
Lance:"When we come out..we will be dressed." and then he makes this weird face. Its cute. Kinda bothers me that we only see him and Joey go into the dressing room though. *shrugs*
Justin and Lance playing hackeysack. lol Justin's so mean! But why did Lance fall down? Its just a hackeysack. Maybe Justin's steroids kicked in.
The performance: Ok heres the part that I found last night lol. When they are running around JC while he's doing his verse. Watch Justin and Joey. When they start running around JC, Joey says something to Justin and then Justin makes some sort of annoyed face and starts shaking his head no. And then Joey starts shaking his head no really fast and sticks his tounge out like he's mocking Justin. Then Justin looks extremely pissed! LOL its sooo funny. I wonder what he said though?

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