Kimmy's review of the 99' VMA's

Ok Ive been stressing over this for wayyy too long and its gotta stop! In my review down there I say something about how I love Chris Rock..well when I said that I was talking about when he was making fun of boybands. It was funny! It was exactly like the stuff you find on humor pages and the guys were laughing about it so it was cool. But I dont want everyone to think that I agree with everything the man said that night! I think he's a good comedian and he can be funny but sometimes he makes fun of people and its just plain cruel. (Jennifer Lopez for instance?) And Ive also heard that Nsync is kinda pissed at the whole "lip-synching" thing. Its probably a rumor because they usually dont get upset about that stuff but I dunno? Anyway I just wanted to clear that up too because if Nsync or Bsb got pissed at me for something on here Id bawl my eyes out lol. (Hmm..ok Aj? Dont read this review ok? lol)
Favorite performance: Jay-z..HUH? What no BSB or NSYNC you ask? *cough* Did you Watch the show?....Ok this is beginning to bug me lol. Nsync was actually my favorite performance. The choreography was amazing and it was so diffrent, the only reason why I didnt put it here before was because there wasnt enough of it!! They couldve at least let them do the chorus again. =( Sorry I just didnt want you all to think that I thought thier performance sucked too because IT DIDNT! ok I feel better!
Performances Im surprised that I liked: Kid Rock & Eminem. Kid Rock and Aerosmith were amazing! YAY 4 80's Hard rock music! Yeah ok all of you people were like 2 or something then..anyway..And I loved Eminem's performance because I love him now! When he accepted his award I was like..Wow..Justin talks more Ghetto than he does! He actually seems NICE..wow shocker!
The other performances: Ricky Martin's was pretty cool..I dont know why those girls even bothered putting that mesh crap on lol. Oh yeah that covered a LOT!..Lauryn Hill's was pretty good..umm Fatboy Slim..creative I guess. At least the lights were entertaning..ummm Nine Inch Nails were actually a lot better than I thought considering the fact that Ive never listened to them. Ok now who am I leaving out..oh..
BSB, NSYNC & Britney: Ok Ill start with NSYNC/Britney. I didnt even know that Nsync was performing until just before the show started and I wasnt sure then so when I heard them annouce. Britney Spears and NSYNC I was all excited and stuff then I was like..wait Did they say Britney Spears AND NSYNC?!?!? As in TOGETHER?!? Thats when I started feeling SICK! NSYNC and HER singing together? NONONO!..But then I was happy when I realized they werent singing together..and the little school skit thingy was actually kinda cute. Hey even TJ got to speak! At least it was entertaining..*COUGH* Well..I liked it until THEY STOPPED SINGING BEFORE JUSTIN'S VERSE! ummm..sorry about that..But was something wrong with Justin??? I wanted them to win something just so that I could hear him talk and know that he was ok! Even at the pre-show he didnt talk! Im worried now 8(. ok..anyway..on to BSB. So much for saving the best for last. Ok Im SORRY..Melly dont hate me! But I didnt like their performance. Im sorry..but it sucked. (And YES this is hard for me to write! I love BSB but geez!) Ok..At first I thought they were going to fly. And I was hoping they wouldnt for thier own sakes (NSYNC..blockbuster awards..sailing..copying..anyway!) But I wish they had now! SOMETHING at least!! All they did was stand in trenchcoats and look scary (well Nick anyway) and then they danced with slutty girls dressed in leather? ummm...And Nick looked even scarier then. AJ...well ok his hair looked good. I think he's been going through Britney's closet though. Brian and Kevin looked the same. And Howie's hair is soo cute! ok see I can still be nice! Man Im not even halfway done here..yall wanna go get a bite to eat or something? Ok Ill try to shorten this up..Can I just say that I love Chris Rock? The very beginning..What he said about BSB, NSYNC and Britney. ROTFLMMFAOPIMP! If you missed it..PLEASE watch the reruns!! Notice when he's talking about BSB they put the cameras on NSYNC. Its hilarious! Ok lets see..Did I mention I love Eminem now? Melly can we make this Kimmy & Melly's Giddy up and get down slim shady page?? lol Ok the awards...Nsync got NOTHIN which totally sucked but they got ripped off! Tearin up my heart??? WHAT THE? And BSB got veiwers choice..of course. It took Brian forever to get away from Leighanne to go accept the award! ugh anyway..Oh yeah, I love the Beastie Boys now too, At least I respect them a lot more now anyway. Hmmm..ok thats all I can think of for now. Ill put some more later if I think of anything else. OH yeah ok..Britney's lil shopping spree thingy...I actually liked her outfit. Ok im getting sick. And its late, OK I need rest!!! =( I hope my justipoo is ok. Bye GUYS! PEACE OUT!-KIMMY

Ok I watched the Britney/Nsync performance again this morning to see if I missed anything..and well I must be BLIND or something. JC HAS A TATTOO?? LMAO I know I saw it last night..I guess it just didnt register cause I was tryin to see Justin. Well U GO BIG DADDY!! lol. I really did like thier performance. Britney's too. Ok Im being too generous here lol Bye!