Lou's Voice Mail

"Lou?? Its Nick, Has Mommy called? or been by there? Cause she left me here with Aaron and I dunno where she went and..and he's being mean to me and NO NO AARON! PUT DOWN THE CAST IRON SKILLET NOOOO..*'CRASH'.click..ANNNNNNNNT*"
"Uhh yo Big Poppa?? Dis iz Justin..uh Ah think Britneyz been knocked up. Hang on yo Ah'm gettin anotha call from on o' muh peeps.."
"Lou? This is Kev. Uhhh...I was callin to ask you something about uhhhhh..wait no that wasnt it..hang on.."
"Lou? This is JC. I was wondering if it wouldnt be too much trouble if the next hotel you book would have a FREAKING COMFORTABLE BED! IS THAT TOO MUCH TO ASK??? THE LAST ONE FELT LIKE A BRICK OR SOMETHING IS THIS HOW YOU TREAT YOUR STARS? HELLOOOOOOOO??"
"Yo Lou? Itz Justin again yo..I wuz wrong she aint knocked up..she's jus' gettin a lil chunky yo. sowwy bout dat. Peace out FO!"
"Hey this is AJ..I wanna diffrent girlfriend Lou this ones gettin old. Ok? And hey set me up another hair appointment.."
"c--cant b-b-breat-t-he...Lou...h-h-help..AARON NOOOOO...'click'"
"uuuhhhh...dangit now I know I was gonna tell you something...now what was it...Oh yeah this is Kev again...hmmm was that what I was gonna tell you? Oh well I guess so. Bye!"

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