Lou's Sick Plan
While Melly was hacking into Lou's voice mail, I started digging through his closet and found a box that said CONFIDENTIAL. So, I opened it and found tapes and old magazine articles and stuff. Then Melly and I started watching the tapes. They were full of clips of the original Mickey Mouse club, and the new MMC w/ JC and Justin on it. But the only cast members on the clips were Frankie Avalon and Annette Funicello from the original show and Justin and Britney from the MMC shows. Then there was an old picture of the original cast but something was diffrent. Lou had cut out pictures of Justin and Britney's heads and put them over Frankie and Annette's!! So..we think he's trying to remake the original "America's sweethearts". The man is obsessed! He's sick I tell you! ...ok anyway..then we found a tape of a meeting he had with Justin and Britney. Here's what we heard...
Lou: "Justin, Britney! Come in have a seat."
Britney: "Hi Lou."
Justin: "Hey Lou, whats this all about?"
Lou: "Well kids I have a great idea! I think youre really gonna like it."
Justin & Britney: (sound excited) "What?" "What is it??"
Lou: "Well first you need to sign these contracts."
Britney: "OK!"
Justin: "Umm..wait Britney maybe we should read these first."
Britney: "But Justin its Lou. We can trust him!"
Justin: "Britney..wait! Lou whats the idea first?"
Lou: "Well..you all have heard of Frankie and Annette right?"
Justin & Britney:"Umm..yeah.."
Lou: "Well they were on the Mickey Mouse Club like you two..."
Justin & Britney: "yeah.."
Lou: "And they were America's sweethearts, everybody loved them and I just thought maybe..."(long pause of silence...Justin starts reading the contract)
Justin: "NO! Im not signing this NO! (starts crumbling up the paper.)
Lou: "Justin ..justin wait..Just think of all the Money I er..we'll get!"
Britney: "I dont get it?"
Justin:"Youre holding the paper upside down Britney."
Britney: "Oh!(giggle) (starts reading the contract) Oh my GOSH NO! I dont wanna date HIM!"
Justin:"Hey how do you think I feel?"
Britney: (starts whining) But Louuuuu you know I love Ben!"
Lou: "Who is Ben?"
Justin: "Affleck."
Lou: "Was he on MMC??"
Britney starts naming off all the cast members of MMC trying to remember if he was on it. Justin mumbles to himself and starts to walk out the door.
Lou: "STOP RIGHT THERE! YOURE NOT LEAVING!"
Justin: "Scuse me?"
Lou: "You dont sign this..Kiss youre Benz goodbye.."
Justin: "But..but but...You cant do that!"
Britney: "uhhhh.JC..Tony....ummm Justin was Lance in MMC?"
Justin:"Would you shut UP!"
Lou: "You better be nice to your girlfriend Justin"
Justin: "SHE IS NOT MY GIRLFRIEND..IM NOT SIGNING THAT...uhh..what are you doing..who..are you calling??"
Lou: "I wonder if Mrs. Carter has any more sons that would be interested in joining a pop group..since NSYNC is gonna need a new lead singer. IF YOU DONT SIGN THIS!"
Justin starts crying..Britney is still trying to remember the cast members. She signs the paper without even looking at it. Not knowing that it says shes gonna have to turn into a slut. Oh well...She shouldve read the fine print. Poor Justin. He got to keep his Benz though =(
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