Kimmy & Melly attend the BSB/NSYNC press conference
*NOTE: all "correspondant's" names are made up. They're not based on real people. We just needed names. thats all.*
Kimmy & Melly enter and take thier seats in the front row. Melly has her trusty 2x4 by her side, getting ready to put an end to the annoying screeches of the teenies. Kimmy has brought along BuBBa to knock down all the teenies that try to get to Justin before her.
Conference Moderator Person: First I would like to thank you all for coming. And now get ready to ask your questions. Here are the Backstreet Boys and *NSYNC
Kimmy & Melly stand up and clap after putting 3 cotton swabs in each ear. The guys all come in and sit down..BSB on the left, NSYNC on the right. All the Boppers in the front row begin going into hysterics. The CMP (conference moderator person) calls the paramedics.
CMP: First question from Britany, a BOP magazine reader from Georgia.
BSB & NSYNC: (in unison) HI BRITNEY! (Justin cringes)
Britney: Hi yeah so like...This is for NSYNC, How did you all meet?
Kimmy grabs Melly's 2x4 and begins banging herself in the head with it because of the sheer STUPIDITY of that question. NSYNC stare at each other and Joey begins to answer.
Joey: Well...Chris came up with the idea and..
Kimmy: (jumps up & has a psychocpathic look on her face) ..he called up Justin because he knew him from some auditions..Justin called JC because he knew him from MMC..They all went to a club..they bumped into Joey..JC knew Joey..Chris knew Joey..Joey didnt know that JC and Chris knew each other so it was confusing..actually Joey is probably still confused over it (Joey nods his head) They then need a bass voice and Justin calls up his old vocal coach and he recommended Lance. There you have it..NSYNC. Now for the love of GOD STOP ASKING THAT QUESTION!! DO YOU EVEN KNOW WHO THEY ARE?!? GEEZ! (sits back down and almost passes out from lack of oxygen)
Joey: Uhh..what she said.
Britney: Ok..like thanks!
CMP: (clears throat) Thank you...uh..Britney. Ok now we have Tiffany..a Tiger Beat reader from Winsconsin
Tiffany: OMGGGGGGGGG!!!! (ear piercing scream) Like OMG..I cant belive this ..this is like totally..OMG..Ok..oK..my question is....OMG..ok..*deep breath*. OK, This is for BSB OMG I LOVE YOU!!!! eeeek!! OK..so my question is..*chomps gunm* are you guys single?!?
Kev and Brian scratch thier heads and stare at Tiffany in confusion.
Kevy: Well...Bri...and...I ..j..us..t...recent---ly annouced...that...uhhhhhh...that we're gettin..married.
Kleenex boxes are passed around the audience
Tiffany Oh well..like Ok..but is Nick single?? OMGGGGGGGG *starts jumping up and down and crying*
Nickay Yeah I wanna Wendy's single cheeseburger..that sounds good. Got any fries?
Tiffany: *still crying* Huh?
Nick: What?
Tiffany: OMG I LOVE YOU NICK!! (sits back down and cries)
Nick: Ok Love you too sweety (stupid grin) *whispers to AJ* Yo..where's my cheeseburger?
AJ: Yo SHUT UP man! (whips out a Marlboro and a lighter. All the teenies are in SHOCK)
Brian runs over and pounds AJ on the head until he puts the cigarrette away.
CMP: Ok now we have Amber, a J-14 reader from Colorado
Amber: Ok this question is for Justin. Justin are you dating Britney Spears?
Melly holds Kimmy down..she finally gets BuBBa to sit on her to keep her from attacking Amber.
Justin: Well I would rather not discuss my personal life if thats ok.
Amber : So you ARE dating her?
Justin: That's not what I said.
Amber : Yeah but you didnt say that you werent so therfore that means that you are because if you werent you would be able to tell us whether you were or not.
Justin : Excuse me?
Amber : Stop avoiding the question Justin.
Justin : (starts yelling) I'm NOT avoiding the question. I ANSWERED IT
Amber (sits back down) He yelled at me!! I didnt do anything! See..I told you all he was a jerk.
Kimmy then pushes BuBBa off of her lap and into the floor. YES all 500 pounds of him. She runs back and drags Amber out of the building by her artificial hair extensions.
CMP: Ok now we have a question from Melly, co-owner of Kam--ka--Kamgu..
Melly: K-A-M-G-U-A-G-D-P..Kimmy and Melly's Giddy up and Get down page.
CMP: Oh. *shrugs and sits back down*
Melly: Ok I have a question for Joey.
Joey : Yes sweetheart?
Melly: (rolls eyes and gags) Umm yeah...Why do you always wear ugly pants?
Chris: AAAAAAHAHAHAHAHA thats funny! *starts smacking the table* AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA..
Joey: Ummm...I dunno..I didnt think they were ugly, which ones are you talking about?
Melly: Well uh..lets see, every pair! But for instance I guess...the ones you have on right now.
Chris: AAAAAAHHAHAHAHA...Joey is the "Ugly pants guy" HAHAHAHAHAuhh...wait..*looks under the table* HEY! You're wearing FuManSkeeto pants! Ok.. That wasnt funny.
Kimmy stumbles back in the room with a broken heel and sits back down in her seat.
CMP : Ok now we have a question from Kimmy..the other half of KAMG..yea whatever...
Kimmy: Yeah, my question is for Nick.
Nick: *leans over and whispers to Brian* Yo is she the one bringin me my cheeseburger?
Brian grabs his steel baseball bat from underneath the table and starts whacking Nick over the head with it repeatedly. Of course Nick doesnt feel a thing since he was dropped on his head more than once as an infant.
Kimmy: Ok Nick?
Nick : What was the question?
Kimmy: I havent asked it yet.
Nick : Oh..youre welcome.
Kimmy: Umm..ok Anyway..This should be interesting. Nick, if I had a cup of iced tea, would the tea be hot or cold?
Nick: *stares into space* Umm...hmmm Hot?
Kimmy: Yea..ok thank you Nickay.
Nick: Happy New year to you too.
Kimmy: *to Melly* Geez Melly you like the smart ones.
Melly: Well at least a small family of squirrels couldnt live in his hair.
Kimmy: Yeah..they'd starve cause Nick would steal all of thier food.
Melly: Well they'd probably end up dying in Justin's hair too because they'd have to watch him Digital Getdown with Brit..
Kimmy: STOPIT STOPIT..OK Im sorry!!
Melly: Can we go now? These teenies are scary. I wanna go home and See if T-jayz is online.
Kimmy: Ok lets do what we came here to do then.
Kimmy runs up to Justin and pours a sackful of quarters on the table. She touches the fro, gives him her phone number and starts heading out the door. Melly runs up behind Nickay and cuts off some of his hair to sell on eBay. But she accidently cut too much and left this big GAP in his hair. Of course nobody noticed it though. I mean..its NICK!
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