Melly's review of The Backstreet Boys Pay-Per-View Concert!!

YaY!! ok...beware...my review is based on mostly humor...don't hate me for it....I love BsB more then anything but that doesn't mean i can't have some fun about them

First off...AJ went buck wide during Hey Mr. DJ. And when they had their little solos AJ must have invented a new Pelvic Thrust... he did that all the time and he humped the floor (whoohoo). Why Can't Nick Just Hump A Pole So I Can Pretend To Be A Pole??????? He's so selfish. And his big ass tush is always in the way lol. But anywayz...Nick Looked SooooOooo0oooOoOoo0Ooo good...even though his "love handles" were in the way. Nick went buck wide sometimes too. And Howie even did some Pelvic Thrusts during "Thats The Way I Like It". And anywayz...why did they make such a big deal about being in "O-Town....Their Hometown" Just Because they were home was no reason to make it a PPV special (even tho it was great). Thats discrimination towards every other tour stop they had. Anywayz...Brians wench aka (girlfriend) was there and she must suffer from mental retardation cuz she doesnt know how to keep her hands to herself. And Nick was hugging a girl, but i dont think it was his girlfriend (Mandy *puke*) because Mandy's hair resembles a poodle and her hair wasnt as high as a skyskraper, and I heard people weren't complaining from "hair Spray fumes". So therefore...I think it was BJ Carter. (I pray to God it was Bj Carter) Anywayz....Nick musta been wearing a full body condom during his solo, but cut it out into the shape of a shirt cuz that thing sure did look like shiney latex. And after they sang "Lets Have A Party" Nick fell on the stage and that must be why Orlando had reports of a small earthquake that day....One could only wonder...... Well Anywayz...Their clothes were really cool and i was really surprised that they found some pants that fit Nicks Booty in!! I wonder If AJ can ever even try to keep his clothes on?? During the whole concert he was either wearing no shirt or a see-through shirt, or lifting up is shirt to make the little girl scream (not that im complaining tho). And OMG!! I seen almost all of Nick's arm!!! That has to be a new world record of how much of Nick Carter's skin he shown at once. And on to Kevin.....His ass was in tip-top shape as usual. And Brian needs a haircut badly...I blame his girlfriend for wasting his time while he could be getting a haircut. OK well about now I probably pissed all you peeps off so i'm gonna stop. No hate mail please...I know you love me 8)

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