The guys arrived at the Disneyland hotel the day before the show. Justin was still driving his 98' Mercedes Benz (but it was now painted baby blue) it had just been washed and waxed and vacuumed...just like it was everyday, and he had decals in the back that read "Curly the pimpdaddy"and the bass in his speakers were practically making the whole car shake.
Then Chris and Joey showed up in thier huge 70's type flower power van. Since the group had broke up... they had been traveling around the country learning about the true spirit that lives inside them...or whatever.
Howie D. , AJ and JC arrive in thier limo. they had formed a new group together after the two bands split, and Howie was still selling condos.
Brian shows up in his minivan with his wife, 2 kids and thier dog, Frack. Kevin's right behind him in his old farm truck that looks like it barely made it there, hes wearing overalls and he has a beard and a mustache. Kevin took the break up pretty hard.
Finally Lance and Nick arrive with their wives Kimmy and Melly.(hey its our page!)
That night everyone met to discuss plans for the show. everything was going fine until someone brought up who was going to open the show.
Then everyone started fighting
again. Nick was trying to stay out of the way so that
he wouldnt mess his hair up and then Justin walked by
and knocked him down.
"HEY!" Nick said,"what was that
for???"
"Just because I CANT STAND YOU!" Justin
said.Nick got up crying and ran off. When Melly saw
that she ran over and clotheslined Justin!
"Dont
knock my cousin down again!" she said. "Cousin???, i
thought he was your husband???"Justin said.
"yeah,
well....whatever! I dont have to explain it to you
you little curly headed punk!"said Melly.
Suddenly out
of nowhere Kevin runs over and punches Brian in the
nose."OW! Cuz! what was that for???"Brian said.
"That
was for pushing me off the swingset when we were
little! it messed my brain up man!"Kevin said.
JC went over to Brian and handed him a kleenex for his
nose. "Thanks man."Brian said.
"No problem man but i
have a question..,"JC said.
"yeah what is it?"
"How
many times DID you and Nick do it?"
"Why you little
sicko!Brian said and punched JC in the mouth knocking
out some teeth.
"Owf! tha huwt!"JC said."Now ow am i
suppoffsed ta sayng?"
In the meantime..,Lance is slamming
Joey's head against the wall."Thats for making fun
of me on House of Style!"
"oh yeah?" said Joey,,and
bodyslams him down on the pavement, "THATS for
ripping my Superman comic book!"
Finally Bubba and the other security guards arrived and separated the guys. Everyone thought the show would be cancelled but the next morning the guys came to thier senses and realized that what they did was wrong and apologized to each other.
The show was able to go on as planned with the exception of Nick, he had ran off to his mom's house right after Justin knocked him down. and JC who was going to try to sing, but then decided not to when instead of singing "Tearin up my heart" he sang"Tewen uf muh fart". Also Aj, Howie and Jc decided to call it quits for thier group at least until JC got some dentures or something.
Chris and Joey sold their van and got two new mercedes...babyblue ones. They were seen leaving with Justin and some of his umm...clients! So everything turned out fine and the fans were happy! Hey maybe they will do a reunion tour!..ummm...no!