A NSYNC photo shoot
NSYNC was asked to come in and do a photo shoot for Rolling Stone...The guys were so excited! Now they would finally be taken seriously by EVERYONE! Not by just a bunch of screaming, hormone raging teenage girls. Heres what happened
....The guys had planned to get a limo to ride to the shoot in, but Justin wanted to show off his 98' Mercedes because he was a 17 yr old driving a brand new Mercedes! JC wanted to go with him and discuss how they were going to take over the Mickey Mouse Club. So JC and Justin were in the Benz and Lance Chris and Joey were in the Limo.
JC: "Ok Justin are you sure you know where you're going?"
Justin: "Yeuh C! You know itz all good wit me!"
JC:"umm ok Justin..just making sure"
Justin: " Das aight C! Now how are we gonna take ova dat dum lil rodent club and make it ourz sense we be da only reasonz why all da lil honeys tuned it in anywayz?"
JC: (looks out the window)...."Oh geeez!"
In the meantime in the limo.......
Joey: "Hey wheres the little refrigerator with all the food in it?"
Chris: "Joey? You are not going to eat are you?"
Lance: "Thats a stupid question"
Chris: "Joey! We are going to a photo shoot! you are going to have food all over you!"
Joey:"No im not! (with a mouthful of food) I can eat without getting messy just watch!...oops, ummmm how do you get ketchup out of pants?"
Chris: "Oh great!..well... they're black maybe itll blend in it if you rub it in...."
Lance: "NOOOOOOOOO! Joey dont do that! now the stain will never come out! Dont you watch Martha Stewart!"
Chris: "Umm no Lance..we dont..."
Lance: "Oh..,me neither" (stares out the window)
....Back in the Benz.
JC:(looking
at
the
map)Justin?
I
dont
think
we
are
going
the
right..."
Just
then
two
girls
go
by
in
a
convertable.
Justin:Awwwww
yeah!(doing
a
U-turn
in
the
road
while
JC
grabs
the
dashboard
for
dear
life)
Mad
fly
honeys!!
Mad
fly
honeys!!yeah
baby,yeah!!!"
(Justin
starts
raising
the
roof
while
JC
grabs
the
steering
wheel.)
The
guys
finally
catch
up
to
the
girls
at
a
red
light
Justin
looks
over
and
smiles,
JC
is
fixing
to
puke.
The
girls
look
over
and
realize
who
Justin
and
JC
are
and
begin
to
panic.
Justin:"Hey ladies waz up? Whuts yur names?"
Mel:(the driver) "Melissa".
Melly:(the passenger)"Melissa".
Justin:"Huh?"
The light turns green and the girls drive off. Justin sits in a state of confusion.
JC:"They are both named Melissa, Justin."
Justin:"Oooooh, dats koo...huh?".
JC: "Just drive Justin."
Back in the limo...
Joey has dropped barbeque sauce and mustard on his shirt, spilled a coke and is now eating a banana split.
Joey: "Hey guys wanna bite?"
Chris: "Thats ok Joey, You eat it. You look hungry."
Lance: "Hey we're here. Where's Justin and JC?"
Chris:(screaming) "They arent HERE???? Where the heck could they be?!?!"
Joey:(slurping the last of his ice cream)"Calm down Chris, here I saved you the cherry."
Chris:(throwing the cherry on the ground)"Calm down?" Its all gonna be screwed up! Knowing Justin he's followed some girls off somewhere."
Lance: "Come on now Chris, JC wouldnt let that happen."
Back in Da Benz...
Jc and Justin are sitting in a parking lot talking to the girls...well Justin is anyway.
JC: "Justin...photo shoot...Jusssstin????"
Justin: "So girls, whos yo favorite guy in da group? An I know yallz gonna say me so dont be shy."
Melly: "Actually I like BSB bett..."
Mel: "MELLY! shes joking...crazy kid...hee hee ( pats Melly on the head) of course your my favorite Justin sweetie!"
Melly: "Yeah um...you're my favorite too and stuff...( looking at Mel like she's scared to even move.)
Justin: "AAAaaaaah Yea! Dats coo! Ay yo C! You hear dat? The like me! Neener neener neener!!!"
JC: "Yeah Justin thats great now we have a..."
Justin: "Oh yeah, Ladies we gots a photo shoot ova at da Rollin Stone yall wanna come check us out?"
Mel:"Sure when is it?"
Justin: "Ummm..C?"
JC: "It was 15 minutes ago Justin."
Justin: "IT WUZ WHUT?!? Why didnt you say sumthin C?"
JC: "I did you wouldnt...(tires screech) OH MY GOD!!!"
Justin:(turns around) "Follow us girls."
JC: "Justin turn your head around and watch where you---ScccccrrreeeecccccccccccccHHH----AAAAAaaaaah!"
Justin: "My shades! They flew out da window!"(Jumps out of the car and runs down the street.)
JC: "JUSTIN! get back in the car!"(car horns in the background.)"I am never doing this again."
Justin:(Back in the car)"Found em! Gosh C you look stressed. Maybe we should cancel da shoot fo today."
JC: "JUST DRIVE JUSTIN!"
Justin:"Geesh whut crawled up yo butt an died?"
JC gives him a death look.
Justin:"Oooook....and we're driving....I wont say another word sir."
When they finally get to the location, Chris, Lance and Joey are sitting outside the building. Joey is sadly staring at his cherry, Chris looks like he needs a straight jacket and a couple of Prozacs, Lance is sitting in between them trying to protect Joey from Chris.
Justin: "Ay yo homies!!! Ima ready fo muh closeup ha ha!! Ay whuts wrong wit Chris?"
Lance: "DONT bother Chris right now hes in a happy place right Chris?"
Chris: " Uh-huh haaaaaaaaapppy yay hee hee whoo hoo!!!!!! NO IM NOT WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN??!!!"(grabbing Justin by the neck.)
Justin:"Im sorry! Im sorry there were these girls..with the same name or sumpthin an my shades flew out da winda an JC wuz gonna kill me an---cough---wheeeeez----i cant breathe Chris! lemme go man!"
JC: "Whats wrong with Joey?"
Joey: "He threw down my cherry, *sniff*."
JC: "Um ok...I got another question. Why are you guys sitting out here? Why didnt you go in and tell them we were on our way or something?"
Chris:"The door is locked, They probably left out the back when they seen that Justin the pretty boy wasnt with us."
Justin sticks his tounge out at Chris.
JC: "Oh well I guess we'll just have to reschedule it.Come on lets get Chris some sugar or caffeine or something..."
Joey: "Reschedule? I was supposed to tell you all that something was rescheduled,now what was it.....ummm oh yeah Rolling stone called and said that they would have to reschedule our photo shoot."
Chris:"WHAT?!?"
Lance:"AAAAAAH Help me hold him down guys!!! I think hes foaming at the mouth!!!!"
Joey is laying on the ground covering his head.."What? what'd I do????"
Justin: "Hey who wants to ride back wit me in muh Benz??"
JC, Lance and Joey look at each other and start strapping Chris in the back seat of Justin's car.
Justin: "Hey, HEY! I mean it if he starts talkin all weird n stuff ima sit him on da side o da street man! Guys dont leave me wit him! Guys? GUUUUYYYYYYSSS?????"
Chris:"I WANT CHEESY POOFS!"
Justin:"Awwwww MAN!"
---The End---
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