The Backstreet Boys go to the Mall
*awww look they took thier picture in the photo booth!*
One day the BSB decided to take a trip to the
mall. Howie was out of mousse, Aj wanted some more
hoopty earrings, Nick was hungry, and Kevin just
thought it sounded cool. Brian went along just to
make sure noone got in trouble. They called the local
mall and told them they were going to come the next
day that way they could open up an hour early and
the boys would be able to shop without getting
clobbered by fans.
When they got to the mall they all went their
separate ways. Aj went directly to Claire's because
they have his favorite things..hoopty earrings and
fly hunny cashier girls! Howie went to get his mousse
then he went to the Short-n-Spunky store. Nick ran to
the Food court and Brian went with him to make sure
he wouldnt pass out when he got there. And Kevin just
stood there in the middle of the mall.
Kevin: "Hmmm ok now where do I wanna go...Well I
could go to the cd store and ....mumble mumble
mumble...or i could... mumble mumble...."
Then Kevy
saw the escalators. "Hey that looks cool!"
After Brian helped Nick carry all of his food to his table he decided to go look around in Gadzooks. While he was looking at some clothes he heard some people talking in the dressing rooms. Brian went and asked the cashier who it was because there wasnt supposed to be any other customers there. But before they had a chance to answer, He figured it out...
(From the dressing room)"Ay YO diz one iz tite bro! How duz it look on me??? STYLIN rite???"
Out of the dressing room stepped Justin Timberlake and Chris Kirkpatrick from NSYNC. (yeah together!)
Chris: "Yeah that looks cool...OOOPS!"
Brian:"WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE?? What are they doing here HELLO!!!"
The cashier looks at him confused.
Justin: Yo dude we sneaked and an told em we wuz one of yall..dey didnt know tha diffrence hee hee it wuz koo!"
Brian:"We are the only ones that are supposed to be here!!! If the fans find out its going to cause a riot! Nobody knows that your here right??"
Chris and Justin look at each other.
Brian: "RIGHT???"
Justin:"Uhhhh we gotta go....BYE!"
Chris and Justin run out of the store. Brian goes to find the rest of the guys.
He goes to get Nick first because He knew that He was still at the Food court. When Brian gets there Nick is sitting with Joey Fatone.
Nick: Brian!! This guy is so cool!! We need to go on tour with these guys man!"
Brian: "Nick we've got to leave these "cool guys" let the word get out that we were all here!" Theres gonna be a stampede of girls!!!"
Joey: "Cool! Girls! Nick buddy pass me those fries would ya?"
Nick: "Sure thing buddy!"
Brian: "NICK IM your BUDDY! dangit COME ON!!!"
Nick: "NOOOO Im not done eating!! And Joey appriciates my eating habits more than you!"
Brian:(throwing his arms in the air) FINE! Im going to get the other guys. Stay here and get mobbed!"
Joey: "Whats the matter with him?"
Nick: "I dunno I dont think he's eating enough, Hey want more nachos??"
Joey: "Sure!"
Brian, storming through the mall, runs into Howie.
Brian: "Oops Im sorry Sir....HOWIE!!"
Howie: "Yeah dude?"
Howie is wearing thick rimmed glasses with big lenses that make his eyes look HUGE! Brian is laughing hysterically!
Howie: "I went to this mall optomitrist and he gave me these. He said it would stop my winking."
Brian: "HAHAHAHAHA You look like a FROG! HAHAHAHAHA"
Howie: "Yeah well at least theres not 5 of me..,Brian stand still!!"
Brian: "Hee hee hee..um are you ok Howie?"
Howie: "Yeah Im fine (He starts to walk)...ok Im gonna puke!"
Brian: "Geez take the glasses off man!" (Brian takes off his glasses"
Howie:"WHOA! Now im dizzy!! (Howie passes out)
Brain: "GREAT!"
Just then Aj comes running towards them,AJ:"OMG D! What happened is he ok???"
Brian: "Yeah hes fine, (looks up at Aj) WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?"
AJ: "Its just a nose ring calm down Brian...and looky, (lifts up his shirt) nipple rings!"
Howie: ( now conscience) "OWWWWW man!"
Brian: " Ok guys we need to leave right now! NSYNC is here and i think some fans may have found out we were here"
AJ: "But I was gonna go get a tounge ring..."
Brian: "NOOO come on!"
In the meantime Kevin is still on the escalators. Then suddenly he hears screaming...lots of screaming.
Kevin: "Hey that sounds familiar"..Then Kevin sees about 1000 girls running towards him.
Kevin:"AHHHH!" he runs down the escalators and finds Brian, Howie and AJ.
Kevin: "WE GOTTA GET OUT OF HERE THERES LIKE 100 FANS UPSTAIRS!"
AJ: "Wow Kevy said something fast"
Howie: "And you could understand him"
Aj & Howie: "Wow"
---SCREAMING FANS---
Brian: "RUUUUNNNNN!!!!"
Brian, AJ,Kevin and Howie run out of the mall before getting mobbed.
AJ: "Wait where's Nick?"
Brian: "Oh no hes still in there..."
Aj:" Ill go get him, you all stay here"
Aj sees Joey at the food court STILL,,,
AJ: " Hey Joey! Wheres Nick have you seen him???"
Joey: umm umm no i havent ummmm...."
Suddenly Aj gets hit in the head and is knocked unconscience.
***** 2 Days Later *****
Nick and Aj wake up tied to chairs...NSync has them kidnapped.
Justin: "Ay yo ok heres da deal..my momma is da manager of dis girly group aight? an wellll, dey dont sound all dat great..."
Lance: "Or look that great..."
Justin: "Yeah dat too....so we wuz thinkin...you guys could date them and den dey would be famouse and stuff and den momma could buy me more Fubu stuff"
Nick: "Why dont you all date them??"
JC: "HA HA HA ummm no..."
Aj: "Ok what do we get in return?"
Chris: "We ummm....we'll let Britney Spears headline our next tour instead of yours..."
Justin & JC:" NOOOOO no nonononononon NONONONONO"
JC and Justin start attacking Chris.
Aj:"DEAL"
Nick:"YOU GOT IT!"
Lance: "Ok guys sign these contracts and your free to go!"
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And THAT is why Aj and Nick are dating Amanda and Mandy, and why NSYNC let Britney open for them. See I cleared everything up for you! 8) Of course its true! I wouldnt lie...not me!! hee hee.
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