The Backstreet Boys got an invitiation to have dinner and spend the day at the White House with Bill and Hillary Clinton. AJ's girlfriend Amanda couldn't stand being away from AJ so she forced him to take her along. When they arrived there they were greeted by the butler and he said "feel free to roam around, just dont break anything." Well, the boys thought they would all take their separate ways......Nick goes straight for the kitchen, Brian goes into the next room, Howie starts going up stairs, Kevin starts talking to the secret service, and starts talking to Hillary, and Amanda sees Monica Lewinsky and runs up to her and asks for her autograph because she's Amanda's idol.
Nick went in the kitchen
and he found a whole chicken in the refridgerator and
ate that, he also found some pork, salad, and ice
cream and he ate that also. When Nick was putting the
dirty dishes in the sink he accidently droped one and
it made a loud crash. The White House Chef heard the
crash and he stormed into the kitchen. When the chef
seen that Nick ate all the food that was suppose to
be dinner he flipped out and began to yell at
Nick.
Meanwhile....Brian is wandering
around in the next room looking at all the paintings,
statues, and sculptures. He starts touching a statue
but then he accidently broke it, so he just walked
away innocently. Then he seen a beautiful sculpture
on the mantel above the fire place and he walked up
to it to get a closer look but it suddenly broke.
While AJ was talking to Hillary he needed
to use the bathroom, so he asked Hillary where it
was. So she gave him the directions, Aj went into the
bathroom and found new shaving cream, razors, and
hair dye. He REALLY wanted to try them
out so he starts shaving half of his head. By the
time he was finished playing with the shaving cream,
razors, and hair dye he was left with only patches of
hair on his head and each patch was a different
color.
Howie went upstairs ans found a
trap door with a set of stairs behind them.....he
went up them and they led to the attic.
Kevin found his way into the oval office,
And suddenly one of the phones start ringing and he
picks it up....its Kosovo.
Amanda and
Monica start talking about how many guys they "had".
But then they began arguing over who had more guys.
And then they made a bet that they could get Bill
Clinton to sleep with them first.
Meanwhile in the Kitchen...Nick and the
Chef are still fighting but then Nick grabs a hand
full of cheesy poofs and runs out while the chef runs
after him. Nick runs outside and the chef follows
still chasing him. Outside, Nick tips over a water
hose and falls on buddy (the white house dog). The
chef catches up to Nick while Nick is getting up, but
the chef pushes him back down and Nick falls on Socks
(the white house cat). Nick and the Chef have a weird
idea, abd they bring the dog and cat
inside...
Brian is having tea with Hillary and he drops his tea cup, and it breaks. After Brian was done picking up the broken pieces he sits back down but then, the chair broke. And then he turned on the tv, but it broke.
Meanwhile in the bathroom...AJ is having way o much run with the razor and shaving cream and he starts shaving his arm. about 10 minutes later... AJ shaved both of his arms and he is now starting to shave his legs. After he was done with that...he started to shave his butt.
While this was all happening...Howie is now lost in the west-wing attic. But he finds a big box of shoes and puts on platform shoes. But then he found some moon shoes™ and puts them on and starts bouncing around in the attic.
Kevin is still in the oval office...and he calls the country of China and tries to order Spanish Platypus. But China stsrts yelling at Kevin and he slams his hand down and he hits a button and it send a missle to Mexico.
Well, Amanda is trying to "get with" Bill but he pukes. But Amanda always has to get her way...so she then rapes Bill. But while she was doing this, Monica walks in and she sees Amanda with Bill and she squeals and faints. Amanda falls off the bed in attempt to hurry up and get dressed. But while AJ was in the bathroom he heard Monica scream and he runs in while Amanda is trying to get dressed. AJ and Amanda begin to fight.
Back in the Kitchen....Nick and the chef skin Buddy and Socks and begin to prepare dinner. Now, the Chef and Nick are best friends and while they are cooking they decide that some goldfish would make a good side dish.
Brian started wondering where Howie was so he started going up starts, but while Howie was in the attic bouncing around he accidently knocked over some boxes..and Brian heard this and started going up the attic stairs, but suddenly, the railing breaks. Brian went into the attic, and found Howie jumping around...and he runs up to him but he accidently hit some old wine glasses, and they fall and break.
Amanda and AJ now have broken up and AJ stormed out of the room, and Amanda and Monica begin fist fighting. But Monica got sooooooo angry at Amanda because she tried to steal Monica's bed buddy and Monica pushes Amanda out the window.
IN the attic........The weight from Brian and Howie has caused the floor to break and then they both fall threw the floor....Howie has landed safely on his moon shoes, but Brian was hanging from the chandilier. How keeps jumping up and down on his moon shoes attempting to get Brian off the chandilear, but the chandilear can't hold Brian's weight and it breaks and shatters all over the room...But Brian is Okay.
Back in the oval office...the missle hits Mexico and blows it up, and Kevin has now declared war on the world. Kevin picks up the World War III phone and planned a massice attack on Norway. But then Kevin started getting bored with war and he quit fooling around with the other countrys, and he goes into the dinning room and sits down at the table.
Nick and the chef have now finished preparing the "chicken" (a.k.a Buddy) and "pork" (a.k.a. Socks). Nick helps the chef bring out all the food out to the dinning room table and he calls everyone for dinner.
Monica enter and sit at the table together...Brian and Howie sit down, Nick sits down, and then AJ enters the room and they all freak out about what he has done to his hair...
They all eat the dinner and they LOVE it! But just then...The Chef and Nick forgot to prepare desert...so they bot run into the kitchen and try to think of a plan...They both ran outside and found Amanda Lying on the ground..so they figured that would make a good enough desert, so they bring he in and prepare her. When they served it they said it was a new "French" recipe. They all ate up and they loved it also.
After dinner they all go into the living room and begin a conversation about moose. Meanwhile in the kitchen, the Chef forgot to turn off the stove and a fire broke out. Within minutes the boys smell smoke and run out of the house, just in time to see it engulfed with flames and it burns down.