Adventures in Puppysitting
With NSYNC
Chris pulls up to Justin's house at 6:00 in the morning and runs to the door carrying Busta.
Knock-knock
(no answer)
Knock-knock
(no answer)
Chris starts to get frustrated and begins pounding on the door.
Knock-knockKnock-knockKnock-knockKnock-knockKnock-knockKnock-knock "JUUUUUUSTINNNNNNNN WAKE UP!!"
Justin stumbles down his steps half asleep and opens the door.
"Whut?" He said yawning.
"Oh did I wake you up?" Chris said
"Hmm?" Justin said still half asleep.
"Nevermind..Ok Justin can you do me a big favor?"
"Mmmhmm.."
"Ok I was gonna go back home to see my family for a couple days and I was gonna go tomorrow so that I would have enough time to get a sitter for Busta cause you know how he hates those planes and...Justin..Justin?"
Justin has leaned over on the doorframe fixing to fall back asleep.
"Justin???" Chris said smacking him on the head.
"OW! Whut?!?"
"Anyway the only flight I could get was for this morning and I dont have time to get ahold of a sitter so could you watch him for me?"
"Who?"
"BUS--TA"
"yeah..man just leave him here he'll be aight."
"oooo--k..Well.. Heres all his food, now remember he eats 3 times a day..The canned food for breakfast and dinner and the other for lunch.."
"Uh huh.."
"And do NOT feed him anything but dog food because that messes up his stomach and he gets a tummy ache.."
"Uh huh.." Justin said leaning back towards the doorframe.
"And.." Chris said pulling Justin back up."Heres the number of the Vet..and my cell phone number..and"
"Chris..its a dog. I can handle it. Go..bye bye!"
"Ok Bye Busta! Be good!"
"Arf!" Busta said wagging his tail
"Thanks a lot man."
"No problem. Bye."Justin said shutting the door.
"Arf!" Busta said looking up at him
"Yeah ok..Youre gonna stay down here and Im gonna go back to bed doggy."
"Arf Arf Arf!!" Busta said and started running up the steps after Justin and followed him in his room.
"No no...You may have left youre litte doo-doo's on my bunk on the bus but if you do that to my satin sheets Im gonna Busta yo BUTT!" Justin said sitting the dog outside his room and shutting the door. Busta starts whimpering and scratching the door. Justin tosses and turns in his bed and puts his pillows over his ears.
"IM GONNA GET THAT CAGE IN A MINUTE!" Justin yelled. Busta suddenly stopped and ran back downstairs.
10:00am, Justin finally wakes up and goes downstairs. He steps on one of Busta's toys and falls down half of the stairs. Busta runs over and starts licking his face.
"Chris..I hate you" Justin said to himself and got up. Then he saw his living room. The bag of dog food was turned over and spilled all over the carpet, Magazines were shredded to bits, It looked like a tornado had come through his house.
"Oh maaaaaan.." Justin said wandering in the kitchen and fixing himself some cereal.
"Hey Justin whats...happening?" JC said walking into the front door of Justin's house. "What you had a wild party last night and didnt invite me?"
"No."
Then Busta ran up and started chewing on JC's pant's leg.
"Oh I see." JC said picking Busta up, Justin nodded his head in annoyance.
"Hey do you want me to help you clean this up?" JC asked
"Yeah JC thanks."
After Justin ate, he started picking up the trash out of the floor where Busta had turned over the trash can in the kitchen. JC got the vacuum and started on the living room. When he turned it on, Busta started franticly barking and attacking it.
"Hey now we cant have that!" JC said picking him up and carrying him upstairs to Justin's room. "There ya go stay in here until I get done." JC said closing the door.
They finally got the house back in order and sat down in the living room to watch TV.
"Umm..JC?"
"Yeah?"
"Where is Busta?"
"Oh I put him in your room until I finished vacuuming, He kept attacking it. It was hilarious."
"You WHAT?" Justin jumped up and ran up the stairs and opened his door. Busta was sitting on his bed...really still.
"Ohhh no you dont!" Justin said grabbing the dog. "Come on we're gonna take a walk!"
Justin put Busta on his leash and took him for a walk. After Busta was "finished" They started heading back home when they passed by two girls.
"Oh my GOSH look at that doggy its so cute!!" One of the girls said.
"Awww I know! Can I pet it?"the other one asked.
"Sure." Justin said then he started to get an idea. "JOEY!" He thought to himself. "I can let Joey watch him!!" He went home and called up Joey.
"Hey Joey whats up?"
"Not much how bout you?"
"Ahh..not much..Hey Joey?"
"Yeah.."
"How would you like to watch Busta for a couple of days?"
"Oh dude you got tickets to see Busta Rhymes?? YEAH! Count me in!"
"No..no Joey..*sigh* Busta, Chris' dog."
"Why cant he watch him?"
"Because he went home for a couple days and he wanted me to."
"Then...why dont YOU watch him?"
"Because that mutt completly wrecked my...ummm I mean..I just thought you might want to being that chicks love pug dogs and.."
"OK Im on my way!!" Joey yelled and hung up the phone.
"Yeah Im money!" Justin said to himself hanging up the phone.
"Ok is there anything I need to remember?" Joey said when he got to Justin's house.
"Uhh..Somethin about he eats that kinda food at breakfast or something..But that kind spilled all over the floor so he's out of it.."Justin said
"I have some left over pizza at the house."
"Thatll work." Justin said shrugging his shoulders.
"Ok thanks man!!" Joey said leaving with Busta
"No problem!" Justin said closing the door. "No, thank YOU!"
Joey went home and called Lance
"Hey man Im watching Busta for the next couple of days!"
"What? Chris is letting you watch his dog? Is he nuts?"
"No actually he wanted Justin to watch him but Justin is letting me watch him now."
"Justin is letting you?" Lance said
"Yeah! Pugs are chick magnets!"
"Oh geez.."
"So you wanna come over and walk the dog with me...maybe we can go pick us up some hunnies.."
"Joey I have a girlfriend.."
"Youre point?"
"Im not gonna cheat on her!"
"But Lance she kisses that other guy all the time!!"
"Joey..Its a TV show. Shes ACTING."
"Sure ok whatever. Go ahead and live in youre little dream world Lance. Me and Busta's gonna go find some chicks!"
"Ok..have fun."
Joey and Busta walk around for awhile...then Busta really really has to pee. He sees a fire hydrant and starts dragging Joey to it but Joey suddenly stops when a girl starts walking up to them.
"Awww what a precious little dog! I love pugs, is he yours?" She asked him.
"Why umm..Yes yes he is arent you Busta?" Joey said..Busta is still pulling at his leash.
"What a cute name! So..whats youre name?"
"Joey whats yours?"
"Sandra"
"Nice to meet you Sandra."
"You too."
Joey and Sandra stand there and talk for at least 15 minutes. Busta finally knaws on his leash enough to break free and run to the fire hydrant. After he's done he begins to wander off While Joey is still standing there..holding the leash. Sandra suddenly looks down and notices that Busta is gone.
"Oh my gosh your puppy!"
"Huh?" Joey said looking down."Oh my gosh! BUSTA! Oh no Chris is gonna kill me."
"Who?"
"Chris...uh my uhh..Brother. He's crazy about that dog..yeah. BUUUSTAAAAA!!" Joey said yelling.
"Well dont panic, come on Im sure he didnt go far we'll find him." Sandra said.
Hours later...
Joey is on the phone with Justin.
"Ummm..Justin?"
"yeah?"
"We kinda got a problem."
"Whats that?"
"I uhh..Kinda lost Busta.."
"YOU WHAT? God Joey I give him to you for what..2 hours and you loose him??"
"I just looked down and he was gone! I swear! You think Chris is gonna be mad?"
"Oh no of course not." Justin said
"Oh ok thats good."
"Not after he KILLS us!"
"Justin what are we gonna do??? You gotta help me find him!"
"Ok ok.."Justin said.
Chris pulls up to his house and gets out of his
car.
"Stupid..cancelled flight!" he said to himself getting his luggage out of the trunk when Busta runs up to him.
"Busta??? What the HECK? What are you doing here???"
Justin, JC, Joey and Sandra and still looking for Busta when Justin's cell phone rings.
"H-hello?"
"Hey man its Chris!"
"Oh Hey CHRIS!" Justin said looking at the others
"Hey how's Busta?"
"Oh..he..he's doin great! Just fine!"
"Well let me say hi to him."
"Huh?"
"You know..put the phone up to him I wanna hear him bark." Chris said trying his best to keep from laughing.
"Umm.." Justin said "Umm ok..hang on." He puts his hand over the phone. "He wants to hear him BARK!"
Everyone stares at each other not knowing what to do.
"GUYS! What am I gonna do??"
"ummm..bark into the phone?" Joey said
"Ok..HERE you do it!" Justin said handing him the phone.
"Me? Why do I have to?"
"You lost him!"
"Ok..*sigh*"
"Ok Chris here he is.." Justin said
"Hey Busta!! Hey buddy how ya doin??"
"ARF! ARF!" Joey said and started panting. Chris burst out laughing.
"OK man well Im gonna get off here ok?" Justin said to Chris.
"Hey wait...I didnt even tell you why I was calling."
"Oh..ok.."
"My flight got cancelled. Im gonna come pick Busta up in a little bit ok?"
"NO!" Justin burst out.
"No?"
"Umm..I mean..Sure ok..when are you coming?"
"About an hour..is that gonna be ok?"
"Sure thats fine. Ok bye!" Justin said hanging up the phone. "His flight was cancelled..HE'S COMING TO GET BUSTA!
"Ok why dont we just go buy another pug?" Joey said
"What??" Justin said
"They all look the same! Lets just go buy him another one."
Justin stares at Joey for a minute and then decides to go along with it. "Fine whatever..I dont know what else to do!"
Chris is fixing to go to Justin's when his phone rings.
"Hello?"
"Hey Chris its Lance."
"Hey!"
"Hi..yeah I was just wondering if you knew that Joey was watching Busta?"
"Ohhhh..that explains it!" Chris said.
"Explains what?"
"Why Busta ran away."
"Busta's Gone???"
"No..he's here with me He found his way home. My flight got cancelled."
"Oh." Lance said
Then Chris explained the whole ordeal to Lance and asked him to come with him to Justin's and stay in the car with Busta while he goes in.
Justin, Joey, JC, and Sandra arrive at Justin's house with "Busta" just a few minutes before Chris and Lance pull up.
"See this dog is just like Busta!" Joey said. "Here Busta! Here boy!" the dog lays down in the floor. "Well..maybe not exactly the same."
Knock-knock
"Thats him!" Justin said going over to open the door. "Hey Chris!"
"Hey man! We'res my puppy at..oh there he is!" Chris said trying to hold back his laughter. He couldnt believe they actually bought another dog!
"Hey Busta..C'mere boy!" Chris said. The dog didnt move.
"Busta? Busta???" Chris said going over to the dog." Oh noo..." He said putting his hand over his face and pretending to cry.
"What?? What is it??" Justin said.
"He's going DEAF!!" Chris cried out. "Oh my poor little Busta!! Come on little buddy..we're gonna go home now.*sniffle*" He said picking the dog up and noticing something else that almost made him crack up.
"Oh my God Justin what have you done to him???"Chris yelled out
"What???" Justin said
"You gave my dog a sex change????"
"H-huh??" Justin said looking at Joey.
"This is a girl dog!" Chris said. Then he sadly looked up at Justin and Joey."You..lost Busta didnt you?"
Justin and Joey hung thier heads down "yes." they both muttered.
Chris sat down in the floor and pretended to cry again. He was getting a kick out of watching them.
"You...you guys l-l-lost my b-b-best friend??"
"We're sorry man we didnt mean to! We feel terrible about it!" Justin said
"But look we bought you this new one!" Joey said.
Chris glared up at him. "This is a GIRL dog! What am I even gonna name her??"
"Umm Janet?"Joey said
"Like Janet Jackson?" Chris said smiling and completly changing his mood
"Yeah like Janet Jackson!" Justin said, relieved that Chris was finally happy.
"Ok come on lil Janet..lets go home!" Chris said jumping up but before he got out the door he turned around."Hey guys?"
"Yeah?"
"Just thought Id let ya know that Busta found his way home and he's out in the car...Thanks for the new pug!!!Start the car Lance!! Start the car!!!!" He said running out the door and jumping in the car.Justin and Joey ran after him as they pulled out of the driveway.
"Well..." Joey said. "I think Im gonna take Sandra out to eat. Talk to ya tomorrow?"
"Yeah..See ya later." Justin said going back in the house.
The End!
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