The TransCon TV Converter


Tired of waiting on your favorite O-towners to make a special TV appearence??? WELL..have we got the product for YOU!


Introducing....
The TransCon TV Converter!!!

With the TransCon TV converter you can Instantly change any regular old TV show youre watching into Star-studded event


HOW you ask?? Well hold youre horses yall.. we're gonna tell ya!

In just 6 easy-enough-for-Kev-and-Nickay steps you can instantly make any of the TransCon artists (and thier friends!!) appear on any TV show, commercial, or movie preview...as if they were supposed to star on it anyway!

  • STEP 1: TURN YOUR TV ON.
  • STEP 2: PUSH THE UP & DOWN CHANNEL BUTTONS TO FIND A DESIRED CHANNEL.
  • STEP 3: TURN UP YOUR VOLUME. NO NOT THAT LOUD!!!..OK.
  • STEP 4: PRESS THE "SCRAMBLE" KEY.
  • STEP 5: TYPE IN A NAME (ex. Nick Carter,JC Chasez, Topanga....)
  • STEP 6: SIT BACK AND ENJOY!!


    Now here are some *FUN* examples for you to try!


  • TV SHOW: "I Love Lucy"
  • PRESS SCRAMBLE.
  • TYPE IN: Justin Timberlake, Britney Spears, Lance Bass, Topanga.
    [Britney = Lucy, Justin = Ricky, Lance = Fred, Topanga = Ethel]

    Britney: "Oh my gawd Ethel! Look at these cute Ghetto-dawg Hubcabs I got for Ricky! Ya think he'll like em?"
    Topanga:"Oh of course Lucy! Theyre from you! He'll love them."
    (both start giggling uncontrollably)
    Lance: "Those are nice...Honey why dont you buy me some?"
    Topanga: "For your PICKUP TRUCK Fred??"
    Lance: "Ummm..well.."
    Britney:"So do you think he'll let me sing at the Hootchie Mamma club tonight?"
    Topanga: "Oooooh no Lucy! Im not getting drug into this one again.."
    Britney: "But.."
    Topanga:"No!"
    Britney:"You all dont think I can sing either...do you?"
    Lance: "Well ummm..Oh look theres Ricky! Bye Lucy!
    Britney:"BUT YOU DIDNT ANSWER ME! You guys?!? Oh well.."
    [Justin walks in]
    Justin:"Looooooooooooocey..Ah'M HOOOOOOOOOOOME!"
    Britney:"Welcome home sweetie."
    Justin: "How's our little Jermaine Dupri Jr. doin?"
    Britney: "Oh he's fine..he's asleep..Umm sweetie?"
    Justin: "Yes?"
    Britney: "I got ya something."
    Justin:"You do? Well why are we standing here? Lets go on up to the....[Britney smacks him] OW! What was that for?"
    Britney: [whispering] "This is a family show Justin.."
    Justin: [whispering] "Then what are YOU doing on it?"
    Britney: "ANY way...RICKY..Look what I bought you today!"
    Justin:"AWWWW DUDE! Them be some PHAT hubcaps yo..Thanks babe."
    Britney:"So do you think I can sing at the.."
    Justin: "NO!"
    Britney:"But.."
    Justin: "NO LUCY and thats FINAL!" [walks out the door]
    Britney: [Looks directly at the camera] "WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!"

    Heres another one!
  • MOVIE PREVIEW: "Toy Story 2"
  • PRESS SCRAMBLE
  • TYPE IN: Brian Littrell, Nick Carter, LFO, [Nick = Buzz, Brian = Woody, LFO = The little green maritians]

    Coming to theaters December of 1999...TOY STORY 2! Starring all your favorites...Buzz Lightyear!!...


    Nick: "I am Buzz Lightyear..I come in peace. hey...How am I supposed to eat with this helmet on/"

    ...Woody!!..


    Brian: "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAW..There's a snake in my boots! Reach for the sky pard'ner!..hee hee this is pretty cool." [Throws lasso around Buzz's neck] "YeeeeeeeeHA!"
    Nick: "AHHHHHHHH! [starts crying] GET IT OFF!!"

    AND...The Martians!!


    Brad: "Strangers.."
    Devin: "From the outside.."
    All: "OOOOOOoooooo!"
    Rich: "I wonder if they like purple macaroni and cheese?"
    Brian:"Mac and CHEESE??? YEEEEEHAW!!" [starts shooting his gun in the air]



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