Ask Dr. Stupid.

Hey boys and girls, what are we doing here? Well, we'll tell you, but it's a secret, so you'll have to take the secret oath. Repeat after us...

The Secret Oath

I do hereby promise only to watch

the Ren and Stimpy Show. (tm).

To make underleg noises during the good scenes.

To wear unwashed leiderhosen every

single day of the rest

of my life. .

   Now that you've taken the secret oath, why don't you enjoy a few of our sound clips?

    Oh yeah,Why are we here ? Well, we were captured by aliens and forced into survitude after a ferocious rectal probing...say...wouldn't you rather listen to these?... 

"Go away, I'm Busy !" ( 14.7 kb).

"You look like someone who could really use some rubber nipples." (56.9 kb).

"Memories..." (13.3 kb).

"Goodnight..." (126 kb).

  "No sir, I don't like it." (14 kb)

Happy Happy Joy Joy in midi format ( 16.4 kb)

The Ren and Stimpy Desktop Theme. ( 1.11 MB )

The Ren and Stimpy Theme Song in .wav format. (640 KB)