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Above images, welcome image (welcome.gif), and background are ©1998 David Johnson.7-1-98
Updates will be coming to the Simpsons page, as well as the others. Among these are the adding of more pictures and some sounds.
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Above images, welcome image (welcome.gif), and background are ©1998 David Johnson.7-1-98
Updates will be coming to the Simpsons page, as well as the others. Among these are the adding of more pictures and some sounds.
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Welcome to my Simpsons Page! There are a lot of images here, so be patient and let them load. It's worth it!!DISCLAIMER: First of all, I want to clear up any legal misunderstandings, because FOX has recently threatened to sue many Simpsons-Page-Owners for not giving credit to the FOX network. The Simpsons and all of these Simpsons pictures are © and ™ FOX Television, and I give them full credit for the pictures and logo used."Ahhhhhhh, The Simpsons...." This is what I hear every Sunday night at 7:00 (8:00 Eastern): the biginning of my favorite TV show! I watch eagerly to see what will happen when the Simpsons sit down on their couch to watch their TV.  I love this
show so much, that I finally decided to make my own Simpsons page.
Unfortunately, the quality of The Simpsons is declining at a
frightening rate, but hopefully it will pull through. On this
page are a ton of character icons. There are also some Simpson animations,
so be sure to check those outso grab a beer,  and thanks for
coming to my Simpsons page!Here are some catch phrases!  The Simpsons and relatives. Homer is the dim-wited father of the household. He enjoys beer, football, and- Mmmm, doughnuts..... He's definately one of the funniest characters.  Marge isn't the funniest character, but she is an asset to the show. Her best episode was when she became a cop.   
Certainly one of the funniest characters for the middle seasons. Witty and troublesome, he is the source of many of the family's problems.  Lisa is probably my least favorite Simpson member due to her access moral, but she is also an asset. The smartest of the Simpson family, many wonder where she got her intelligence.  The youngest simpson, Maggie doesn't say much, but she accomplished a lot by shooting Mr. Burns.  The Simpsons cat(s). Snowball the First was white, and was hit by a car. Snowball 2 is black, and quite neglected.  Santa's Little Helper has starred in many episondes, like when the Simpsons got him, when he needed surgurey, and when he went to obedience school.  Homer's father, Abe Simpson, is on quite a few of the shows. His senility makes him hilarious.  Homer's brother, Herb, was put out of his multi-million buisiness when the Simpsons paid a visit. He then got rich again.  Marge's mom doesn't say much. She once liked Abe Simpson, but then fell for Mr. Burns.  One of Marge's twin sisters, Patty and Selma can be hard to distinguish from one another. Just remember this: Patty's hait is rounded, like the top of a "P," while Selma's hair is bumpy, like an "S." Patty is alone, her only love was Pricipal Skinner, but she gave him up.  Marge's other older sister, Selma was married to Sideshow Bob and Troy McClure. TV Stars. Certainly the best known television personality, Krusty the Clown is in a LOT of episodes. Bart saved him from jail, reunited him with his father, saved his curier, and got him a Danish. He's also been trouble with the mob.  Itchy is the mouse of the animated Itchy and Scratchy Show, a cartoon on The Krusty the Clown Show. He always wins, except for in one episonde.  Scratchy, the cat, is killed in some gory fashion on almost every Itchy and Scratchy show.  Sideshow Bob was once on the Krusty the Clown show, but he was arrested after Bart showed that he framed Krusty in a robery. His other attempts to get back at Bart and Krusty include trying to kill bart, becoming mayor through a rigged election, and threatening to detinate nuclear bombs.  Krusty's replacement for Bob is lactose intolerant, and his job is basiclly getting humiliated and hurt by Krusty.  The Simpsons' equivilent of Arnold, McBain is an action-movie star.  Kent Brockman is the Channel 6 reporter. He once won the lottery, and is wealthy.  Troy McClure is a slightly washed up actor. You may remember him from such Drivers Ed films as Alice's Adventure Through the Windshield, and from such self help videos as Get Confident, Stupid!  Hi everybody! Hi Dr. Nick! Dr. Nick Riviera is an ameture and cheep doctor. He is also an inventor.  The giant spanish Bee makes everyone laugh when he gets hurt. Religion. Reverend Lovejoy is the leader of Springfield's church. His sermins have interesting topics, too, like "What Ned Did."  The gossipy wife of the Reverend, Helen Lovejoy has vowed to use her gossiping for good, not for evil.  Ned flanders is the most religious person in town, and he also owns a left-handed store.  Maude is Ned's wife. She is also highly religious, and doesn't say much.  Rod is the older of Ned and Maude's boys. He and Todd don't really do anything that's not religious-related. Work.  Mr. Burns is the oldest, richest, and meanest person in town. He owns the nuclear power plant, and once blocked out the sun to get more money. Then Maggie shot him.  Mr. Burns' assistant, Walyin Smithers seams to fantasize about his boss a lot.  Carl, one of Homer's co-workers/friends.  Lenny is another one of Homer's co-workers/friends. School. This is Pricipal Skinner, the dull-lifed head of the school, and he still lives with his mother.  Here's Otto, the school bus driver.  The Scottish School Groundskeeper, Willie is an unrecognized hero. Bullies. Nelson is the ringleader of Springfield Elementary's bullies. He and Bart were once big enemies, but now they get along OK.  Jimbo Jones is just your typical rebel.  No one knows for sure how old Kearney is, his age seams to vary in different episodes. Another Trypical bully.  This is Buzz. Another bully. Other Kids. Martin Prince is the nerd of Springfield Elementary, but he has lived on the wild side, when Bart taught him how.  Milhouse is Bart's best friend. He would have starred in the Radioactive Man movie, but he didn't want to act anymore.  Ralph Wiggum is the son of the Chief, and he's not too bright, eating glue and worms. He fell in love with Lisa.  Sherri is one of the twins in Bart's grade. They are both "goody-goodies."  Terri, the other twin. Misc. Apu runs the Quick-e-Mart, a small convienence store.  Barney was Homer's best friend in High school, and still is. He is usually drunk.  This is Captain Pete. He owns a seafood resturant.  Mayor Quimby is just like any mayor. Need I say more?  The bartender, Moe, also tried to have a family resturaunt, but it didn't work.  Springfield's Chief of Police, Clancy Wiggum, is one crooked cop.  Probably Abe's only companion, this is Jasper.  This is Snake. He's justan average criminal, who never seams to stay in jail for long. Soon to come: more Simpsons pictures and some Simpsons Sounds.  Created by David Johnson/Draicon. (draicon@oocities.com) All text, HTML, and indicated images are ©1997-1999 David Johnson. |
