PAUL'S HOMEPAGE

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PAUL'S AWESOME HOMEPAGE

Welcome to my homepage. "Why the heck am I here?" you ask? Well, I'll tell you. You're here because either 1) you like Star Trek, 2) you play computer games, 3) you play Magic: The Gathering, 4) you like to download MIDI files, or 5) none of the above. Now you have two options: 1) explore my page or 2) leave! But, if you leave, you have three choices: 1) hit the back button, but you never never know where that will take you. 2) click the "search" button, but what will you search for? Chances are you'll just end up back here anyway. And 3) go to one of your bookmarks. But that's no fun, is it? Why not stick with option one and explore my page? Well, either 1) you don't have time, 2) my pages take too long to load, 3)...

STEP ONE: click on the link to the part of my page you want to go to.

STEP TWO: wait for it to load.

STEP THREE: wait for it to load.

STEP FOUR: wait for it to load.

STEP FIVE: if your browser has one of those animated icons, watch it in amazement. Oh yeah, and wait for it to load.

EMAIL me with your comments at: pmcclell@wam.umd.edu (YEAH RIGHT, WHO DOES?)

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Whatever you do, DON'T SIGN MY GUESTBOOK!!!

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