I have a brief warning, and that is that nothing seems as funny on paper out of game. I hope you enjoy it as much as we did, they'll also make more sense if you've read some of the session logs. Many quotes are said Out of Character, and so will have an OOC in front of them. Enjoy!
Characters
| Person | In Game Persona |
|---|---|
| Santo | GM |
| Mackie | Gairten, the Elementalist |
| Eric | Elrika, the Journeywoman |
| Warren | Tarhoun, the Weaponsmith |
| Laura | Kerowyn, the Swordmaster |
| Hillary | Asten, the Seer |
| Dave | Lucianar, the Swordmaster |
| Rachel | Jerah, the Illusionist |
| Kristen | Anira, the Horror Stalker |
| Ion | Jannaga, the Troubadour |
| Shelly | Syf, the Thief |
| Matt | Valdara, the Nethermancer |
| Elizabeth | Dee, the Troubadour |
Warren: "You never know when a stone dwarf could come
in handy."
- Talking about our former "pet" Falseman
Laura: "They're doing magic on us."
Warren: "Mmm… blood magic by blood."
Laura: "Blood magic by magic blood. Hey, that's a palindrome!"
Eric: "It's all the same great chicken. Guaranteed--
by magic!"
- On what would happen if Elementalists ran chain restaurants (using Plant Feast)
David: "They're not there to kill us, you idiot!"
Mackie: "How do I know, I'm not a--"
"Bright guy?" Ion
Laura: "You can't be subtle with yourself."
- Talking to her alternate universe, future self
Eric: "In the name of King Valorous, hail!"
David: "Hail to you, but King Valorous is dead."
"Damn!" Eric
Warren to Dave: "Does everyone in your land wear such
bright colors?"
Eric: "It's not as depressing there as it is here.'
Mackie: "They're playing 'Seduce the Newly Awakened."
Eric: "When it comes to Blood Magic, I mean, you're big,
but he's Blood Magic with a capital Blood."
- Comparing the Theran Kerowyn to the former Blood Elf Lucianar
Laura: "You're the dorky one who gets all the older women."
Mackie: " I do!"
Matt: "I am gonna take the scepter and use the power
of Bakar, whatever that may be, to knock her punk ass down."
- Valdara decides to use her way too powerful core pattern item of Bakar.
Mackie to Liz: "You feel like the mother you never knew."
Liz: "I knew my mother."
Mackie: "You feel like the father you never knew."
Liz: "I knew my father."
Matt: "You feel like the drunken, abusive uncle you never
had."
- On the effects of a very strange spell.
Toe to Liz: "You can do whatever you want to Gairten."
Liz: "I have my way with him."
Eric: "On the wizard's bed."
- After Liz rolled a really high seduction roll against Gairten.
Laura: "That's a fifty to calm him."
Mackie: "Jesus."
Warren: "Stop giving him a back rub"
- On trying to counteract a mass panic after the NPC's grandfather was murdered.
Mackie to Laura: "I thought you had versilility."
Laura:"I don't have f_cking versatility."
Eric: "I thought you did have f_cking versatility."
Laura: "Well, I do have that."
- Discussing Laura's character Kerowyn's promiscuity.
Mackie to Matt: "You are protected by the void."
Laura: "My void is protected."
NPC: "But she was going for my pouch..."
Warren: "No, she was reaching into your pants!"
- Tarhun trying to explain to an important NPC why Liz's character Dee was trying to pick the guy's pocket (and botched).
Santo to Warren: "He makes you feel...."
Liz: "Like a natural woman!"
- When Gairten dreamy sighed Laura's trying out yet another spell from Rianel's Grimoire ;)
Santo to Warren: "For a skitty and sunburned elf you
must say he looks incredibly feminine"
- GM to Tarhoun after Gairten used a seduction spell from Rianel's Grimoire
to try it out.
Laura: "Everyone blames the Therans until they're the
ones that have to do the ruling."
- Kerowyn's response to the political situation after Valdara becomes the Pharon.
Mackie (OOC): "I'll get some seeds too for plant feast
- you know so we can eath horror tainted food. Nice choice isn't it . . .
starve, eat horror tainted food, starve, eat horror tainted food."
- Gairten to the group when planning how much to take into the pyramid where astral space is corrupt.
Warren to Kerowyn (OOC): "Had you considered living in
a bubble?"
- Tarhoun to Kero after she mentions the blood curse she received from the Horror might spread to the group.
Matt to Santo (OOC): "Do I know anything about the Defiler?"
Santo: "Dammit, you wish when you were a kid you were
interested in anything else besides death"
- GM to Valdara after asking about cultist activity.
Mackie to Matt (OOC): "Cast bone circle."
Santo: "Why are you casting bone circle?"
Eric (OOC): "It's what she does when people flirt with
her."
GM: "You see a translucent figure, you recognize him.
One leg has been gnawed off, the other is mangled, one arm has been torn to
shreads, and the left arm is burnt to a crisp...But he looks better."
- After seeing the man again who was attacked by the four Horrors in the dream
Santo (to Laura): "You figure she has a crush on you."
(OOC) Laura: "Well of course, who wouldn't?" - After
a mistake in translating Throalic to Theran
Santo, GM (to Mackie): "And as you wander around you
hear her voice, because that's the only thing you've been thinking
about."
- GM to Gairten after meeting Kerowyn again who got a 17 on a charisma test against Gairten's Social Defense of 5 earlier on.
Laura: "Oh look, a native Shaman, what a lark!" - Kerowyn
seeing Elrika with her hat of leaves, looking like a nature girl.
Eric: "Gairten, extinguish your torch, we're running
out of air."
Mackie: "Okay, just let me cast Flame Strike real quick."
(OOC) Mackie: "Eric (just came back into the room), I
just revived you. We need to find Syf."
(OOC) Eric: "Can I treat windlings as animals and use
Hunter's Sense to locate them?"
(OOC) Santo: "No...Maybe if you were a troll."
Santo, GM (to Mackie): "You can try to make a read/write
magic test...you'd probably have to roll really high."
Mackie: "I roll a four."
Santo: "Ok, you think it's writing."
(OOC) Eric (to Shelly): "How do you think I feel? I'm
supposed to be in my element here."
(OOC) Mackie: "All the elements are my elements and I
can't even use them right." (after nearly torching himself with a firestarter)
Last Modified: 3/6/99
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