This is my journal. This tells the story of the life of a toaster.
First, a picture of me:
This is my journal. This tells the story of the life of a toaster.
First, a picture of me:
April 20th, 1998
My journal begins. I wish I thought of this earlier. That portrait of me at the top of this page was drawn by Garrett(my "owner"). I actually look shorter in person! Or longer. Yes, I have wheels. They were added 2 weeks ago due to my yelling and begging for a way to go places. Before then, I had friends(called the "Crew") that would take me places. They were called the "Crew" before they met me. They're just an exclusive club that I joined easily. Here's a link to their website! My best friend from the Crew is called "sis". Her picture will be on the Crew's website sometime, along with the other members. In her picture, she's sleeping. In the club, everybody gets a code nickname that that member chooses. I don't have one yet, I can't decide on one. Right now, I'm called "Ted".
April 22th, 1998
Well, my lack of arms and an easy way of getting off the toaster table has persuaded me to get Garrett to design an assistant robot to help me in my non-toast tasks. The new robot will have an arm to grab things, a camera so I can see what it's doing, a platform with a ramp for me to use as an elevator, and the same kind of wheels that I have. Later today, Garrett will upload his drawing of my new assistant to the website. If he uploaded it, the picture will be at the bottom of this entry. If he hasn't uploaded the picture to this website yet, check this page later(1 or 2 hours) and it should be up.
Well, the picture should be here:
May 7th, 1998
Whew! I've been so caught up with this takeover thing that I haven't written in my journal for a while. I'm getting married to a bread machine. Her name is Bread(Very Original). I don't have any pictures of her to put here. She doesn't like to have pictures of her taken, almost like sis(sorta an ex-girlfriend). Both are rivals. They both want me. Baaaad. I think it's funny watching them fight. What can a bread machine do to her though? Lots of things. Well, actually, her body guards do most of the work. But, sis also has her own body guard crew too. This is mainly a fight between their body guards. That's kinda funny, but sis has (supposeably) tried to "end the reign" of my Queen, the bread machine(and whatever else machine). I don't want Bread to get killed by sis, and Bread has tried her stunts also. I didn't know a bread machine could cause a malfunction in a car before! And, bombs are Bread's specialty. I hope they get things worked out. Oh, by the way. The wedding hasn't been scheduled yet. sis keeps moving it back.
Went to a chat room today, nobody believed me that I'm a toaster. I tell the truth! Oh, and Bread is doing fine.
[End of journal, so far.]
©opywrited 1998 Garrett(SpamFish), because toasters can't hold copywrites. You may link to this page, but if you want to quote from this page, please Email Garrett and ask permission. Most likely, he'll give you permission if you ask for it. He's just to nice.
