NAME: Louis "Levi Strauss" Stroud
AGE: 16
STATUS: ready, willing and able
SEXUAL PREFERENCE: middle-aged women
SENSE OF HUMOUR: funny when it's not
RELIGION: the one involving a menorah
OCCUPATION: Golf lackey and old person bitch
BIKE SEAT: very high
PREFERED ARTICLE OF CLOTHING: shorts
PREFERED ARTICLE OF CLOTHING IN THE WINTER: shorts
BUILD: "built like a race car driver!"
FOOD: Mexican Tacos (is there any other kind?)
RELIABILITY: excellent
MOTOR SKILLS: need polishing
FLAMBOYENCE: that's his middlename!
FORK OR SPOON: fork
MUSIC: Gangsta rap GANGSTA STATUS: 0.0 (he's white and rides a bicycle!)
PUNK: "music for Wankers!"
FAV.SONG: Heartbreaker
FAV.ARTIST: Gloria Estefan
I CAN'T BELIEVE IT'S NOT: rubber!
SHOE SIZE: 13 (wink wink)
FAV. FACIAL CREAM: Loreal
IDOL: Greg Santilly
FINAL THOUGHTS: chimichangas rule!