Top-N ways to really give the creeps to a total stranger
(drumroll, please...)
1. Stare. Just stare incessantly with a look of deep fear.
Submitted: Floyd the Cute and Fluffy Bunny(floyd-cfb@fluffy.com)
2. Break into hysteria while glaring at something on him (hair, tie,
etc.)
Submitted: Floyd the Cute and Fluffy Bunny(floyd-cfb@fluffy.com)
3. Point your finger at him unsteadily, let your jaw drop, turn around
and run like crazy
Submitted: Floyd the Cute and Fluffy Bunny(floyd-cfb@fluffy.com)
4. Walk right up to them and say "I told you death wouldn't stop me."
Submitted: Mark()
5. Drop down on all fours and bark like a dog
Submitted: Floyd the Cute and Fluffy Bunny(floyd-cfb@fluffy.com)
6. Cross your eyes, smile like an idiot and sing "la-la-la" while
clumsily skipping around him
Submitted: Floyd the Cute and Fluffy Bunny(floyd-cfb@fluffy.com)
7. Talk about what a bum rap that Jeffrie Dahmer got
Submitted: Steve()
8. Walk up to them, say "Excuse me, I have something important to tell
you", and when you get your mouth close to their ear, scream like
there's no tomorrow
Submitted: Floyd the Cute and Fluffy Bunny(floyd-cfb@fluffy.com)
9. Call a random number, and when somebody answers, say in a monotonous
voice: "there is no service at this number. Please hang up and dial
again"
Submitted: Floyd the Cute and Fluffy Bunny(floyd-cfb@fluffy.com)
10. Quote from and rave about the movie "Millennium"
Submitted: Steve()
11. Talk to them, but only move your lips in complete silence
Submitted: Floyd the Cute and Fluffy Bunny(floyd-cfb@fluffy.com)
12. Do your impression of a raving lunatic and ask something like: "Hey,
man! How about that pacific ocean, huh?" Be creative
Submitted: Floyd the Cute and Fluffy Bunny(floyd-cfb@fluffy.com)
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