Top-N Movie lines that can be used in everyday life
(drumroll, please...)
1. I want to be a women
Submitted: Bonz(Skinny@Skullface.b)
2. I'll be back
Submitted: Just Me
3. AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!! (Home Alone like)
Submitted: Just Me
4. That line from Patton about "reaching down into that pile of mush that
three seconds ago was your friend's face"
Submitted: Just Me
5. "I'm not quite dead yet."
Submitted: Skeezix
6. You want the truth......You cant handle the truth.(Nicholson)
Submitted: Wannabee
7. What? I didn't know she was your daughter!!
Submitted: Wannabee
8. Weez the Juice.(Pauly Shore)
Submitted: Wannabee
9. You mean we're smoking dog shit man?(Cheech and Chong)
Submitted: Wannabee
10. That shit was wrong man.(TFTH)
Submitted: Wannabee
11. Hey! It looks like dog shit... it tastes like dog shit.... good thing
we didn't step in it!
Submitted: Cheech and Chong
12. "Strike me down with all of your hatred, and your journey towards the
Dark Side will be complete."
Submitted: Lord Kalhoun I
13. Tell me what's so fucking funny about me, asshole. -- Joe Pesci,
Goodfellas
Submitted: anonymous
14. Anybody else wanna limp? --Eddie Murphy, Another 48 Hours
Submitted: Jo Mama
15. That's no moon....... -- Obi Wan
Submitted: anonymous
16. You're terminated, fucker!!! -- Linda Hamilton, "The Terminator"
Submitted: CyBorg
17. Alllllllllllllllllllllllllllrighty then!!!!!!
Submitted: Anna Mall
18. Badges? We don' need no steenkin badges!!!!
Submitted: Meck Sican
19. Captain, she can't take anymore!!! -- Scotty, Any Star Trek movie or
series episode.
Submitted: anonymous
20. You Klingon bastard, you killed my son!!!! -- James T. Kirk
Submitted: Klingon(Klingons@Uranus.com)
21. I thought they smelled bad... on the outside. --Han Solo, the Empire
Strikes Back
Submitted: the TRIAD(us@top-n.theater)
22. Anything Jabba the Hutt says.
Submitted: the TRIAD(us@top-n.theater)
23. !Chewie!
Submitted: the TRIAD(us@top-n.theater)
24. Rise, my friend. --the Emperor, Return of the Jedi.
Submitted: the TRIAD(us@top-n.theater)
25. I feel HAPPY!
Submitted: TiGar(See you in 10 days! TiGar77@juno.com)
26. Kiss my thigh!
Submitted: Lady Artist Minotaur(@beat.Dragonlady.to.it.com)
27. He told me he has a face on his dick.
Submitted: Dragonlady(@damn.you.thats.my.favorite.line)
28. Are those porcupines attacking your breasts?
Submitted: Dragonlady(@damn.you.thats.my.favorite.line)
29. I knew you when you were just a sperm in your daddy's pocket.
Submitted: Dragonlady(@damn.you.thats.my.favorite.line)
30. Run away! Run away!
Submitted: Dragonlady(@damn.you.thats.my.favorite.line)
31. Of course I'm an excellent driver.
Submitted: AC Cowlings(@white.bronco.com)
32. I'm a doctor, not a doorstop! (ST:FC)
Submitted: Bones
33. Gentlemen, gentlemen! You can't fight in here, this is the War Room!
(Dr. Strangelove)
Submitted: Bones
34. Ni!
Submitted: Bones
35. All right, not biscuits! But let's kill him, anyway!
Submitted: Bones
36. YEEEEEEEEEEHAWWWWWWWWWW!YAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOO! (Slim Pickens, riding
the H-bomb in Dr. Strangelove)
Submitted: Bones
37. K-mart sucks.
Submitted: Rain man
38. Oh, oh! Fart!
Submitted: Rain man
39. 'Bout a hundred dollars. Yeah, 'bout a hundred dollars.
Submitted: Rain man
40. "You die, she dies, everybody dies." - Heavy Metal
Submitted: Vladomir deNoir(fangs@your.neck.org)
41. "By night I'm one hell of a lover" - The Rocky Horror Picture Show
Submitted: Vladomir deNoir(fangs@your.neck.org)
42. YO ADRIAN! YO ADRIAN YO ADRIAN!
Submitted: Spam Man
43. All right, I confess! I did it ya hear, and I'm glad, glad I tell ya!
- Jim Carrey, The Mask
Submitted: Flowerchild
44. Did you miss me? - Jim Carrey, The Mask
Submitted: Flowerchild
45. "Who's your favorite little rascal? Alfalfa or Spanky? (Tommy Boy)
Submitted: Sexy-Sam(valiegirl@hotmail.com)
46. "Do you suppose she goes out with one of the Yankees?" (Tommy Boy)
Submitted: valiegirl(valiegirl@hotmail.com)
47. "We're goin' downtown!"
Submitted: valiegirl(valiegirl@hotmail.com)
48. "Richard, were you watching 'Spanktrovision'?" (Tommy Boy)
Submitted: valiegirl(valiegirl@hotmail.com)
49. What would you like to do to me right now? - Billy Madison
Submitted: Just Me
50. Well, for the first thing, we'll need some ice cubes and a 9-iron. Or
for the second, we'll need some ropes and a buffalo, dead or stuffed,
preferably stuffed for safety reasons. Or the third thing, which would
be the same as the first, except that we'd switch over to a pitching
wedge. - Billy Madison
Submitted: Just Me
51. "You just made a yummy noise!" -- Young Frankenstein (or is it
Frankenstien?)
Submitted: The Impostor(Spring Break is too short!)
52. "Hmm... we see you have boom-boom sticks. Byebye!" -- Muppet Treasure
Island
Submitted: The Impostor(Spring Break is too short!)
53. "My pants are filled with starfish" -- Muppet Treasure Island (Does
this sound like a line from a kids movie? No!)
Submitted: The Impostor(Spring Break is too short!)
54. "AHAHAHA! AHAHAHA! AHAHAHA! (Fall over dead)" -- The Princess Bride
Submitted: The Impostor(Spring Break is too short!)
55. "... to join this couple in holy mOLEY!" -- Spaceballs (of course)
Submitted: The Impostor(Spring Break is too short!)
56. Are you my friend or not? --Labyrinth
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragons.den.com)
57. Ever hear of the giant rat of Sumatra?
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragons.den.com)
58. Nice knockers! --Young Frankenstein
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragons.den.com)
59. Show me the money!
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragons.den.com)
60. Hey big boy. --Exit to Eden
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragons.den.com)
61. She turned me into a newt! --...Holy Grail
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragons.den.com)
62. What also floats in water? --...Holy Grail
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragons.den.com)
63. A spanking! A spanking! --...Holy Grail
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragons.den.com)
64. It's not fair! --Labyrinth
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragons.den.com)
65. Fuck the money! --The Linguini Incident
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragons.den.com)
66. Damn you Jareth! --Labyrinth (my cat's name is Jareth)
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragons.den.com)
67. Isn't Bob Dole gorgeous? --The Birdcage
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragons.den.com)
68. It's Woody! --Toy Story
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragons.den.com)
69. Just fear me, love me, do as I say and I will be your slave!
--Labyrinth
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragons.den.com)
70. "I've been waiting for this my whole life"-- Independence Day
Submitted: The Numerator(somewhere@the.MERRYtimes)
71. "Well it certainly does...SUCK!"--Wayne's World
Submitted: The Numerator(somewhere@the.MERRYtimes)
72. "Hello. My name Inigo Montoya. You killed my father- prepare to
die"---Princess Bride
Submitted: The Numerator(somewhere@the.MERRYtimes)
73. "I'm happy to be in America. Don't ask for a Green Card."---Mrs.
Doubtfire
Submitted: The Numerator(somewhere@the.MERRYtimes)
74. Light as a feather, stiff as a board---The Craft
Submitted: Starbuck(dkl@idirect.com)
75. Life is like a box of chocolates----Forrest Gump(DUH)
Submitted: Angel(blah)
76. Hey,your swarts is longer than mine (Spaceballs)
Submitted: Hew Hager(how hosh)
77. Hey Arnie! (Whats eating Gilbert Grape)
Submitted: Hew Hager(how hosh)
78. Hey You Guys! (The Goonies)
Submitted: Hew Hager(how hosh)
79. my brothers gonna shit! (Fast Times at Ridgemont High)
Submitted: Hew Hager(how hosh)
80. Can you blow me where the pampers is? (PCU)
Submitted: Hew Hager(how hosh)
81. Beer its your best friend , you drink a lot of it , women .. well your
a freshman its out of the question! (PCU)
Submitted: Hew Hager(how hosh)
82. Are you threating me? (B&B do America)
Submitted: Hew Hager(how hosh)
83. MOOOOOOOOO! (Babe)
Submitted: Hew Hager(how hosh)
84. SOMEBODY STOLE MY BIKE! (Pee Wee's Big Adv.)
Submitted: Hew Hager(how hosh)
85. My the force be with you! (you are stupid if you dont know {frickn
idiot})
Submitted: Hew Hager(how hosh)
86. "But, Wesley, what about the ROUS's?" "Rodents of unusual size? I
don't think they exist." (sound of Wesley being attacked by a ROUS) --
The Princess Bride
Submitted: The Impostor(#76: That's "schwartz", not "swarts"!)
87. "Be afraid. Be very afraid."
Submitted: Demonspawn(@a.little.bit.o.hell.on.earth)
88. "Pardon me, would you happen to have any Grey Poupon?"
Submitted: Demonspawn(@a.little.bit.o.hell.on.earth)
89. "Shyea, right, and monkeys might fly out my butt." (very useful around
election time)
Submitted: Demonspawn(@a.little.bit.o.hell.on.earth)
90. "You fuck wid me, you fuck wid da best" - Scarface
Submitted: PsychoBaby(rubber.room@the.asylum)
91. "We're on a mission - from God" - Blues Brothers
Submitted: PsychoBaby(rubber.room@the.asylum)
92. "We're not worthy! We're not worthy!"--This is used by Rat and
Dragonlord when I've got them on their knees.
Submitted: Dragonlady(@dragons.den.com)
93. "Are you talkin' to me - Are YOU talkin' to me - Are you talkin' to
ME" - Taxi Driver
Submitted: knob(knobby@woody.com)
94. It will be mine. Oh yes, it will be mine. - Wayne's World
Submitted: Flowerchild
95. Ballsy. Stupid, but ballsy. - True Lies
Submitted: Flowerchild
96. If I only had a brain. - The Wizard of Oz
Submitted: Flowerchild
97. I eat shit like you for breakfast; You eat shit for breakfast?!? -
Happy Gilmore
Submitted: The Here and Now
98. Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit smoking - Airplane
Submitted: The Here and Now
99. Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit drinking - Airplane
Submitted: The Here and Now
100. Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit sniffing glue - Airplane
Submitted: The Here and Now
101. Looks like I picked the wrong day to quit amphetemeanes - Airplane
Submitted: The Here and Now
102. Grauhghuhaughuahhhuauh!!!!!!! [Chewie] - Any Star Wars movie
Submitted: The Here and Now
103. A sphinxter says what.; What?; Exactly - Waynes World
Submitted: anonymous
104. Did you ever find Bugs Bunny attractive when he would put on a wig and
dress-up like a girl bunny? - Wayne's World
Submitted: anonymous
105. Maybe it IS a good day to die - Star Trek: First Contact
Submitted: anonymous
106. Gracy is pregnant - Star Trek: Voyage Home
Submitted: anonymous
107. I fart in your general direction.
Submitted: knob(knobby@woody.com)
108. "Evil spelled backwards is live, and we all want to do that." - (Rock
and Rule)
Submitted: Vladomir deNoir(fangs@your.neck.org)
109. "Over Macho Grande?" "No, I'll *never* get over Macho Grande."
-Airplane 2
Submitted: Ted Stryker(cf105@avro.arrow)
110. "Have you ever seen a grown man naked?" - Airplane
Submitted: Ted Stryker(cf105@avro.arrow)
111. "Do you like gladiator movies, Billy?"
Submitted: Ted Stryker(cf105@avro.arrow)
112. "Say, Billy -- do you like it when Scraps rubs up and down against
your leg?"
Submitted: Ted Stryker(cf105@avro.arrow)
113. Smokin'!- Jim Carrey "The Mask"
Submitted: The Showman(kevin kelley's evil alterego)
114. Somebody stop me!- Jim Carrey "The Mask"
Submitted: The Showman(kevin kelley's evil alterego)
115. DO NOT go in there!- Jim Carrey "Ace Ventura: Pet Detective"
Submitted: The Showman(kevin kelley's evil alterego)
116. Pretty Bird...Pretty Bird -Dumb and Dumber
Submitted: Bytch
117. Life's a Bitch-now so am I
Submitted: Bytch
118. I really like that last quote, but I can't remember where it's from.
Does anyone know?
Submitted: Bytch
119. Assimilate *this*!!
Submitted: Lt. Cmdr. Worf, UFP(defiant@starfleet.ufp.org)
120. If you were any other man, I would kill you where you stand!
Submitted: Lt. Cmdr. Worf, UFP(defiant@starfleet.ufp.org)
121. Don't you people ever pee?
Submitted: Lt. Cmdr. Worf, UFP(defiant@starfleet.ufp.org)
122. *Nobody* turns off my music!
Submitted: Lt. Cmdr. Worf, UFP(defiant@starfleet.ufp.org)
123. Resistance is futile!
Submitted: Lt. Cmdr. Worf, UFP(defiant@starfleet.ufp.org)
124. #118, from Batman Returns. Catwoman says it.
Submitted: Flowerchild
125. I'm just a sweet transvesti (The Rocky Horror Picture Show)
Submitted: Starbuck(I'm not telling you!)
126. "Ohhhh, $hit!' - Data, in ST:Generations
Submitted: BigGulp
127. "Don't fuck with the babysitter!" - Adventures in Babysitting
Submitted: BigGulp
128. "Get away from her you bitch!" - Ripley in Aliens
Submitted: BigGulp
129. "You are one ugly motherfucker!" - Predator I & II
Submitted: BigGulp
130. "You ARE good!" - Willow
Submitted: BigGulp
131. "You were right, there wasn't enogh room." - Lethal Weapon II
Submitted: BigGulp
132. "Oh, you've got to be shitting me!" - Darkman
Submitted: BigGulp
133. "You (smack) have (smack) been (smack) a (smack) bad (smack) boy!" -
Darkman
Submitted: BigGulp
134. Damn the man!(Empire records)
Submitted: Rooter
135. We're gonna score tonight! - Grease 2
Submitted: Flowerchild
136. If you're looking for a fight, then the time is right, we're gonna
wipe the floor with you tonight! - Grease 2
Submitted: Flowerchild
137. Don't get sore if you lose tonight, we're gonna show you how to do it
right! - Grease 2
Submitted: Flowerchild
138. A flower's insatiable passion turns its life into a circus of
debauchery! - Grease 2
Submitted: Flowerchild
139. See what happens when a boy and girl don't know how to play it safe? -
Grease 2
Submitted: Flowerchild
140. Reproduction, baby give it to me now. - Grease 2
Submitted: Flowerchild
141. Reproduction, is that all you think about? - Grease 2
Submitted: Flowerchild
142. Oh, I think I'm gonna throw up! - Grease 2
Submitted: Flowerchild
143. Well no wonder you're late. This clock is two days slow! - Alice in
Wonderland
Submitted: Flowerchild
144. What a party. Pity I wasn't invited. - Ace Ventura
Submitted: Flowerchild
145. P, A, R, T, Y- because I gotta!
Submitted: BigGulp
146. Must go faster. - Jurassic Park
Submitted: Flowerchild
147. Isn't it wonderful, I'm going to jail! - It's a Wonderful Life
Submitted: Flowerchild
148. Pretty! Pretty flower! - Bambi
Submitted: Flowerchild
149. From Top-N the movie: EAT BEEF! Gorg!
Submitted: The Impostor
150. #148: Mooooooo! __**SMACK**__!!! (I've decided to whack people upside
the head with a side of beef each time they say "gorg")
Submitted: The Impostor
151. Frankly, I don't give a damn! - Rhett Butler
Submitted: Lilith
152. Do you think I'm spooky ? - Fox Mulder
Submitted: Lilith
153. "I AM THE GREAT CORNHOLIO"----B&B do America
Submitted: Bonez(Skullface@Skinny.hjg)
154. "That boy has been WACKING in my tool shed" Mr. Anderson From B&B
Submitted: Bonez(Skullface@Skinny.hjg)
155. "Holy Rusted Metal"----Robin
Submitted: Bonez(Skullface@Skinny.hjg)
156. "Hey you guys there is a SHIT cloud coming!"----Kingpin
Submitted: Bonez(Skullface@Skinny.hjg)
157. "I think I tore my sac"---Kingpin
Submitted: Bonez(Skullface@Skinny.hjg)
158. Shock me, shock me, shock me with that deviant behavior!- Empire
Records
Submitted: TiGar(tigar@iname.com)
159. I think he's trying to communicate. - The Mask
Submitted: Flowerchild
160. Sorry fellas. Waste not want not. - The Mask
Submitted: Flowerchild
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