Top-N freaky things to say when you answer the phone
(drumroll, please...)
1. (...silence...)
Submitted: mike(mike@skynet.oir.ucf.edu)
2. Aaahhh! They found me! (Then hang up)
Submitted: Pascal()
3. Yes, I'd like a large pizza with extra ceese, pepperoni, and mushrooms
Submitted: Calvin()
4. Answer like an answering machine and when the beep should come around,
hang up.
Submitted: ()
5. Breath like Dark Vader, don't say anything until they hang up.
Submitted: ()
6. (in a deep sexy voice) Yes..you have reached 1-800-Hot-Legs, I am ...
Submitted: ()
7. Hello, is Larry there?
Submitted: ()
8. Hey, my friend Larry told me that you like trains
Submitted: Hector()
9. For the love of God, I'm not going on that damn Simpson jury! Bug Off!
Submitted: CHristian Demeco(cdemeco@oz.sunflower.org)
10. that is SO weird! I was just about to call you!
Submitted: chuck(chuck@skynet.oir.ucf.edu)
11. Tilly's Bar... Tilly speaking.
Submitted: ()
12. Uhhh.. we're like.. closed, or something... go away.
Submitted: ()
13. (insert your town here) Police Department hotline. Robbery, Homicide,
or Assult?
Submitted: Beatnik()
14. Growl and yell like Ookla the Mok, from Thundarr the Barbarian. ("Raa
raa raa raa!")
Submitted: Jamie Beu(ind00434@pegasus.cc.ucf.edu)
15. Hello, the IRS can't come to the phone right now. But leave a message
and we'll get back to you!
Submitted: ()
16. Hi, I'm Peter Graves and I'm pleased to take your call here at the
University of Minnesota.
Submitted: Jay Quinones(tweaky@oo.com)
17. (franticly) Oh no! Did I forget my rent payment again? I will pay, I
really will, just not now! Soon! I promise! (Hang up)
Submitted: Jessica(No E-Mail address yet)
18. (in a sexy voice) If you do not hang up in (pause) ten seconds (pause)
you risk electrocution from your telephone
Submitted: Pandora(PandoraVA@aol.com)
19. Hey Cindy! Listen, ya left your whips over here last night and...
Submitted: ()
20. PUNY MORTAL HOW DARE YOU DITURB ME......(be creative)
Submitted: JFK Yes they are my *real* initials()
21. Duffy's Morgue...You stab 'em, we'll slab 'em.
Submitted: ()
22. Duffy's Morgue...You kill 'em, we'll chill 'em
Submitted: ()
23. Duffy's abortion clinic and pizza parlor...your loss is our sauce!
Submitted: ()
24. I told you *not* to call me here!!!
Submitted: LK(ghghghghgheeee)
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