Couples We Don't Want to See in a Sex Story

                * 1. Missy Piggy and Boss Hog
                  Sailor Earth --

                * 2. Smithers and Mr. Burns
                  Sailor Earth --

                * 3. Gumby and Pokey
                  Sailor Earth --

                * 4. Phil and Lil (Rugrats)
                  Sailor Earth --

                * 5. Kenneth Star and Monika Lawinski
                  Sailor Earth --

                * 6. Angreywhitemale and Jinxter
                  Sailor Earth --

                * 7. Mulder and Fluke Man
                  Sailor Earth --

                * 8. Wesley Crusher and Beverly Crusher
                  Sailor Earth --

                * 9. Luke Skywalker and his cut-off hand
                  Sailor Earth --

                * 10. Jabba the Hut and anyone for that matter
                  Sailor Earth --

                * 11. Kenny and Cartman (Oh my God! He'd kill Kenny!!!)
                  Sailor Earth --

                * 12. Dangerman and Jinxster
                  ChAoS --

                * 13. Reedman and Dragonlady
                  ChAoS --

                * 14. Dangerman and Dragonlady
                  ChAoS --

                * 15. Reedman and Jinxster
                  ChAoS --

                * 16. Dangerman and Jinxster
                  ChAoS --

                * 17. Dangerman and Jinxster
                  ChAoS --

                * 18. Reedman and Dragonlady
                  ChAoS --

                * 19. Dangerman and Dragonlady
                  ChAoS --

                * 20. Reedman and Jinxster
                  ChAoS --

                * 21. Dangerman and Reedman
                  ChAoS --

                * 22. Jinxster and Dragonlady.
                  ChAoS -- Damn, wasn't fast enough to hit stop. How fast
                  you gotta be to be faster than the internet?

                * 23. Lassy and rin-tin-tin
                  ChAoS -- Damn, wasn't fast enough to hit stop. How fast
                  you gotta be to be faster than the internet?

                * 24. Joxer and Gabrielle
                  ChAoS -- Damn, wasn't fast enough to hit stop. How fast
                  you gotta be to be faster than the internet?

                * 25. Paris and Janeway
                  ChAoS -- Damn, wasn't fast enough to hit stop. How fast
                  you gotta be to be faster than the internet?

                * 26. Londo and Delenne
                  ChAoS -- Damn, wasn't fast enough to hit stop. How fast
                  you gotta be to be faster than the internet?

                * 27. richard simmons and...well....let's be realistic
                  here....himself?
                  The Skanking Pickle --

                * 28. Janét Néro é Roséanné Baré
                  --

                * 29.  Spice and  Hanson.
                  Dangerman --

                * 30. Barney the Dinosuar and Rosanne Barr.
                  Dangerman --

                * 31. Myself and any of you... :-p
                  John Alt-130 -- Why? Because Alt-129 just sucks.

                * 32. #30: Don't drag ME into this!
                  Barné --

                * 33. Mr Ed & Wilbur
                  Orion -- thank.god.i'm.single.yay

                * 34. Jay Leno & David Letterman
                  Orion -- thank.god.i'm.single.yay

                * 35. David Letterman & Paul Schaffer
                  Orion -- thank.god.i'm.single.yay

                * 36. The Letters K and V
                  Orion -- thank.god.i'm.single.yay

                * 37. follwed by the number 69
                  Orion -- thank.god.i'm.single.yay

                * 38. angrywhitemale, Timm and some sheep
                  AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! --

                * 39. Anyone who has, at any point in time, ever been
                  mentioned by Willard Scott on the Today Show.
                  SychoSyd -- Hey, John! üüüüüüüüüü!! HA!!!

                * 40. Willard Scott and, well, anybody.
                  SychoSyd -- Hey, John! üüüüüüüüüü!! HA!!!

                * 41. Janet Reno and Bill Clinton
                  DragonLady -- @Ewww...com

                * 42. Newt Gingrich and angrywhitemale
                  DragonLady -- @Ewww...com

                * 43. Bob Dole and Dan Quayle
                  DragonLady -- @Ewww...com

                * 44. Dan Quayle and a potato
                  DragonLady -- @Ewww...com

                * 45. Leonardo DiCaprio and Elizabeth Taylor
                  DragonLady -- @Ewww...com

                * 46. ängrywhitemäle and, well, änybödy.
                  Jinxster -- ¿sö wë'ræ òn förèîgñ lêttërs nöw, ârê wé?
                  çhëck thïß ôût...

                * 47. Don't even try to pronounce this tagline. A prize to
                  anyone who gets it right.
                  Jinxster -- ¿sö wë'ræ òn förèîgñ lêttërs nöw, ârê wé?
                  çhëck thïß ôût...

                * 48. 47: I hope it's a tounge-untwister, I'll need one
                  after that.
                  Mâgé ºríóñ -- foreign.legion@war.is.hell

                * 49. John Alt-130 and an ASCII chart.
                  Mâgé ºríóñ -- foreign.legion@war.is.hell

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