Couples We Don't Want to See in a Sex Story
* 1. Missy Piggy and Boss Hog
Sailor Earth --
* 2. Smithers and Mr. Burns
Sailor Earth --
* 3. Gumby and Pokey
Sailor Earth --
* 4. Phil and Lil (Rugrats)
Sailor Earth --
* 5. Kenneth Star and Monika Lawinski
Sailor Earth --
* 6. Angreywhitemale and Jinxter
Sailor Earth --
* 7. Mulder and Fluke Man
Sailor Earth --
* 8. Wesley Crusher and Beverly Crusher
Sailor Earth --
* 9. Luke Skywalker and his cut-off hand
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* 10. Jabba the Hut and anyone for that matter
Sailor Earth --
* 11. Kenny and Cartman (Oh my God! He'd kill Kenny!!!)
Sailor Earth --
* 12. Dangerman and Jinxster
ChAoS --
* 13. Reedman and Dragonlady
ChAoS --
* 14. Dangerman and Dragonlady
ChAoS --
* 15. Reedman and Jinxster
ChAoS --
* 16. Dangerman and Jinxster
ChAoS --
* 17. Dangerman and Jinxster
ChAoS --
* 18. Reedman and Dragonlady
ChAoS --
* 19. Dangerman and Dragonlady
ChAoS --
* 20. Reedman and Jinxster
ChAoS --
* 21. Dangerman and Reedman
ChAoS --
* 22. Jinxster and Dragonlady.
ChAoS -- Damn, wasn't fast enough to hit stop. How fast
you gotta be to be faster than the internet?
* 23. Lassy and rin-tin-tin
ChAoS -- Damn, wasn't fast enough to hit stop. How fast
you gotta be to be faster than the internet?
* 24. Joxer and Gabrielle
ChAoS -- Damn, wasn't fast enough to hit stop. How fast
you gotta be to be faster than the internet?
* 25. Paris and Janeway
ChAoS -- Damn, wasn't fast enough to hit stop. How fast
you gotta be to be faster than the internet?
* 26. Londo and Delenne
ChAoS -- Damn, wasn't fast enough to hit stop. How fast
you gotta be to be faster than the internet?
* 27. richard simmons and...well....let's be realistic
here....himself?
The Skanking Pickle --
* 28. Janét Néro é Roséanné Baré
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* 29. Spice and Hanson.
Dangerman --
* 30. Barney the Dinosuar and Rosanne Barr.
Dangerman --
* 31. Myself and any of you... :-p
John Alt-130 -- Why? Because Alt-129 just sucks.
* 32. #30: Don't drag ME into this!
Barné --
* 33. Mr Ed & Wilbur
Orion -- thank.god.i'm.single.yay
* 34. Jay Leno & David Letterman
Orion -- thank.god.i'm.single.yay
* 35. David Letterman & Paul Schaffer
Orion -- thank.god.i'm.single.yay
* 36. The Letters K and V
Orion -- thank.god.i'm.single.yay
* 37. follwed by the number 69
Orion -- thank.god.i'm.single.yay
* 38. angrywhitemale, Timm and some sheep
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!!!!! --
* 39. Anyone who has, at any point in time, ever been
mentioned by Willard Scott on the Today Show.
SychoSyd -- Hey, John! üüüüüüüüüü!! HA!!!
* 40. Willard Scott and, well, anybody.
SychoSyd -- Hey, John! üüüüüüüüüü!! HA!!!
* 41. Janet Reno and Bill Clinton
DragonLady -- @Ewww...com
* 42. Newt Gingrich and angrywhitemale
DragonLady -- @Ewww...com
* 43. Bob Dole and Dan Quayle
DragonLady -- @Ewww...com
* 44. Dan Quayle and a potato
DragonLady -- @Ewww...com
* 45. Leonardo DiCaprio and Elizabeth Taylor
DragonLady -- @Ewww...com
* 46. ängrywhitemäle and, well, änybödy.
Jinxster -- ¿sö wë'ræ òn förèîgñ lêttërs nöw, ârê wé?
çhëck thïß ôût...
* 47. Don't even try to pronounce this tagline. A prize to
anyone who gets it right.
Jinxster -- ¿sö wë'ræ òn förèîgñ lêttërs nöw, ârê wé?
çhëck thïß ôût...
* 48. 47: I hope it's a tounge-untwister, I'll need one
after that.
Mâgé ºríóñ -- foreign.legion@war.is.hell
* 49. John Alt-130 and an ASCII chart.
Mâgé ºríóñ -- foreign.legion@war.is.hell
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