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Why do I like Video Games ? Probably because my mom played video games when she was pregnant with me .
Am I an ALIEN ? I DON'T KNOW !!! we mmight ALL be ALIENS ! How do we know ! Maybe BACTIERIA came to our planet on a Meteor and we evolved from THAT ! Maybe I was PLANTED by ALIENS into my mom ! WE DON'T KNOW !!! HOW DO YOU KNOW YOU'RE NOT AN ALIEN !? And the odd thing is , I KNEW how to program and operate a computer , I KNEW how to shoot a Nintendo Zapper (the gun for NES).It took me FOREVER to lear how to tie my shoes or ride a 2 wheeled bike . Those 2 things wouldn't EXIST on other planets . Aliens would have VELCRO and SLIP-ON shoes if they had ANY ! SO think (although it's probably not your strong point) think ......
How many video game systems do you have ? ALOT !!! Don't even ASK me about my games I have alot O.K. ! Last time I checked I had OVER 30 video game systems . lets see , I have a : Odessy 300 , Odessy 400 , Odessy 4000 , Odessy 2 , Coleco Vision , Intellavision , NES , SNES, N64 , Virtual Boy , Atari 2600 , Atari 7800 , Atari EX , Atari Lynx , Atari Jaguar , Sega Master System , Sega Genesis , Game Boy , Virtual Boy , Game Gear , 3DO , Turbo GrafX 16 , PC , Vic 20 , Commodor 64 ,TI 99 , Another PC , yet another PC .... I think that's it ! Lets see that's ..... Oh wait , I forgot something .... Oh well , I QUIT !!!
Are you STUPID ? I am if you think I am . Stupidity is in the eye of that who is ..... or something .... In other words , If I'm stupid , your BRAIN DEAD !!! *insert funeral song here* Poor (your name here)'s brain , It lived a short life , after not bewing used for a long long time , it has gone to a better place .....
Are you GAY ? NO !!! I AM NOT GAY !!! YOU STUPID MORON !!! HERE ME OUT !!! I AIN'T GAY !!! SO SHUT UP !!! I don't like guys , and I think I'm too young to love a girl . So thus , the only way you can understand that I AIN'T GAY is by saying that I HATE YOU AND EVERYONE ELSE !!! It 's the only thing that is in your vocabulary . I HATE YOU , AND YOU , AND THAT GUY OVER THERE PEEKING OVER YOUR SHOULDER !!! I HATE YOU ALL !!!
Are you on medication ? NO
Are you Psycho ? YES !!!
Can I hook you up with ... NO
Do you eat the same food that the Kronomorphs (Aliens in AREA 51 arcade game by ATARI GAMES)eat ? YES !!! BIO PLASMA !!! YUMMY !!! MMmmmm BIO PLASMA !!! Avalible at a health food store near you !!!
Want some CRACK ? NO
What is your favorite Video Game ? Do RUN RUN !!!
Why can't I hook you up with ... NO !!! n o NO!!! WHat don't you understand !!! nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO